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Bearded man in glasses in a hotel bathroom taking a mirror selfie with his shirt and trousers undone exposing his chest and belly.

Hotel lighting check.

A black cow sleeping in the grass, making very cute little snoring sounds.

A brown cow sat in the grass looking towards the camera, a brown and black cow are sat on the grass facing away in the background.

A bright orange mushroom growing from a wet fallen tree trunk.

A bright orange mushroom growing from a wet fallen tree trunk.

That was a very sweaty, humid evening walk, but there were cute sleeping cows and crazy looking mushrooms.

Large hairy man with a beard, shirtless, wearing sun glasses in a park, very blue sky and trees in the background.

Tits out in the park…

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Very blue sky reflected in a lake with tree lined banks.

Getting a walk in early.

I drank a lot of water afterwards. 😅

A hook up in this heat was a mistake, I am a husk.

It’s always important to have the conversation. ❤️

I love an online quiz. But assumed I would be more nerd than goth.

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It was pretty lighting.

Large shirtless bearded man in yellow pants from above doing a twisted lizard yoga pose on a black mat.

Bedtime yoga.

I don’t like short sleeves either but it’s useful in the summer when I need to dress like a sluty dad on holiday and only have one button done up.

I still wear that shirt! 😅

A selfie of Gareth during lockdown in his Viking era, wearing glasses, very long hair and a braided beard. Open shirt with a parrot pattern and colourful triangles painted on the wall behind.

A selfie of young Gareth during his moustache hipster era, no glasses, short floppy hair wearing grey polo shirt.

I can’t decided which era was worse my lockdown viking or the hipster moustache.

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Drunk enough to get McDonalds on the walk home but not drunk enough to order 20 nuggets; is this personal growth or should I just have drunk more mojitos.

Thanks 😘

That would also explain the ghosting 🤣

Cuddles? 🥺

When someone asks for nudes, you send your best shit and get a ‘thanks for sharing’ 🥲

That might be more comfy on the bed 😈

That’s strange maybe you should join me in the bath…

I do not want to think about an 80 year old having sex 😳

Large hairy man from above face down in a cold bath.

Needed a cold bath to cool down.

Two bowls of small yellow plums.

The plum tree has gone insane this year, this was just the ones I could reach and there are more ripening.

3 hours yesterday, 4 today and the front and back gardens are finally looking like someone looks after them (badly).

Did have to field questions from the old nosey neighbour: ‘no, I haven’t spoken to the ex’, ‘yes, I am still single’ ‘no, I don’t know why either’ 🙄

Forgot I had a management meeting and I’m wearing rugby shorts in the office 🙃

I need another taste dad 🥵

Can you wash my back while you are there please 🥺

A hand turned oak bowl from the side.

A hand turned oak bowl from above

Found a wood turning demonstration and craft stall so had to buy something.

Interior of a Victorian green house with tropical plants.

Interior of a Victorian green house with tropical plants.

Interior of a Victorian green house with tropical plants.

Exterior of a Victorian green house with stone columns and white windows.

My Lego botanical gardens is better…

It’s just a short stop as I head down the m6 back home to Birmingham.