Jero

So I need to kill Tony Hawk? Damn, if only I knew who that guy is.

What the FUCK is a Homestuck

Is this really the definition people were looking for when they asked what a woman is.

Saw Weapons. What a great adaptation of Ultra Despair Girls!

And a son who's not Shinji

He needs a good shave and a wife who's not dead

Emojis? You like the emoji movie?

Does the decomp allow me to play as Yoshi?? Didn't think so, bud. Mario 64 DS wins.

No immunity to earthly pathogens, amazon drones, same difference.

I got the same feeling, he's so heavy and slow, you have to wonder why people like this lol.

Played Journey to the Savage Planet. This is like a prequel to High on Life (derogatory).

Men are like Belgians, women are like Italians. What's so hard to understand about this?

some other devs played right into it—this game (Dragon Ball Origins) got recalled in Australia once somebody noticed what Game Republic managed to get past em

FFIX fans are like this for some reason

Is this why the mantra back in the day was "We can be critical of the things that we love.". We just assume that everybody else is an NPC and that nobody else is critical of the world?

Like developers don't put any thought into what they make? lmao

Seeing a lot of people upset about the Nintendo Direct, but what do you expect? Exclusives hardly exist anymore, and it's much more profitable to resell old games than make new ones.

I want to support my JRPG friends, but fucking Elliot? Really?

She didn't die, she was just decanonized.

Fuck off. I hate communists now.

Yes, these are all things that could be mentioned in an article. A good video game journalist could bring those up.

I wish I could write "wet fart noise" and get paid for it
Like, I wouldn't contribute anything, I'd just write "wet fart noise" and hopefully people will get it.

The article did no such thing, that's my point. It just tells the reader to read the press release.

This is why I believe you did not read it.

lol so you guys are doing the work for the article?
And again, the article is not much more than that single line, so I'm 100% certain now that you at least initially didn't read it, and you feel the need to hide that fact for some reason. It's okay, you can be truthful.

You can't claim that this article makes some great point that can't be easily missed and also say that it super short and says nothing except "wet fart noise". Do you see how this is really dumb?

You clearly did not read the article, because it's bare-bones as hell.

7.8/10 too much gooning

I don't see race so it's Predator.

Did you know? In the startup cutscene of Kingdom Hearts 3, the entire lore is symbolized as a chess game between Master Eraqus and Xehanort. Xehanort wins this game at the end, because he eats his opponent's pieces while Eraqus not looking.