Scoot

Movie star > tv star > comedian with a special > author > podcast host 😔

I have a new most prized possession

Yeah, I don't care if it was close-quarters contact, he used it to control the ball.

Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer

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College football has always been full of blowouts. That is the history of the sport.

We watch 40+ games every Saturday so the handful of close games end up standing out. When one gets a spotlight, it often isn't great TV.

This isn't new. Volatile sport played by young people

it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese

Bill Belichick did you know you can get a Cook Out tray with two quesadillas and then order a quesadilla for each of your two sides and then swap your drink for a quesadilla? So five quesadillas for the price of one tray. It’s an incredible deal

The fact that your leg can go to sleep while you are awake is, frankly, outrageous

I SAY WHEN IT’S BEDTIME AROUND HERE

Clemson is in. SMU should be in. A 3-loss Alabama team with two losses to 6-6 teams should not be in. That's my take.

Will the committee agree? I don't know.

It's "winter holiday season" so it's allowed. And it's cold outside, so that's another qualifier.

Eggnog!

CBB World is worth every penny if you're a fan of comedy! It's rather good!

That was a wild ride!