Abby

Found this perfect little bee and couldn’t bear to leave him but I have no practical use for a dead bee so now what do I do

text: turning the page to a new year image: a two-panel black and white comic drawn on grid paper a white rabbit furiously slams open a door, a stressed look on their face "MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES" the first speech bubble reads a second, closer image of the same rabbit, eyebrows furrowed, sweat beading, mouth screaming "PLEASE SURVIVE"

it's that time

That’s the absolute worst one I think I’d have to end it

I don’t know how many more cooking mishaps I can take.. I just wanted…, curry…..

This zero nicotine vape is like the most underwhelming orgasm over and over. Day two no nic though! ✌️😗

Tweaking at work again

Feeling very anxious today about stuff I’m usually very chill and nonchalant about and it’s fucking with my cool guy aura

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“So when IS the last time you had sex?”

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Wild One by Faith Hill playing during my Pap smear

Well it looked really yummy but once I smelled it I decided to throw it away so your reaction is valid 😔

Save me gas station egg salad

First day attempting no nic until after work and folded after one passive aggressive email

Ugly today and I want to go home

Making sure he greens out on the second date so we’re trauma bonded

First family gathering since unmasking

Me telling the bad bitch "All Gacha games are bad and immoral" in order to hit

I love them

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Fighting demons today but I’m playing it cool

Thinking about how I killed my landlord in 2021

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Reeeal excited to subtweet on here

Alright, I’m tweeting

Meow