summer 🍑

dentist, holding a giant needle: don’t be nervous. this is a weird compliment, but you have textbook mouth anatomy.

me: really?? i’ve never heard that!

dentist: yeah, you’re like the perfect patient.

me: *praise kink activated* 🥹 thank you?

thank you!! hope you’re well ❤️

as a switch, i’m only a part-timer; but i would be willing to donate more hours for the betterment of humanity 😂

some people have never been spanked as an adult - and it shows 💅

the Emmy might be safe! i’m pretty sure i remember reading he won’t touch anything older than 17 🤔

i’m sorry you have to go through this 😞 i hate being reminded of anything because it feels like i’m going backwards. hopefully more time passes between those moments of grief 🫂

i feel sick.

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oh hello there

sneaking out late to photograph fog ☁️

we had a crazy snowstorm in 2008 too! no one had snow shovels so our neighborhood used cardboard to clear our driveways 😭

so much rain, i love it! 😍

Toronto? that’s awfully close to the North Pole 🤭 i haven’t visited Canada yet but have wanted to for a long time! i was a Habs fan (don’t hate me) years ago bc i thought Montreal looked like a fairytale 🏰

but hey, if you know a nice family looking to adopt/foster a stray American, lmk 🥹

they were enormous, too!

thank you! my partner in crime 🐶🐾 was with me and we had a wonderful time exploring ✨🥰

thank you friend!! 🥰

thank you so much! hopefully the universe hears our pleas 😂

i have not been spanked for what feels like an eternity, so here are some photos from my trip to Arizona last week 🌵

disturbing is right - this person is targeting you. what a huge violation of privacy! you deserve to be in control of that narrative if/when you choose to do so, not some creep looking to exert power over you. i’m sorry you have to deal with this 🫂

good call! i thought blocking all of his personal and business accounts would be enough. i caught him in so many lies and confronting him only taught him how to better hide his activities 🥴 i guess roping his friends into it wouldn’t be surprising at this point 🫠

seems to be from a single source in LA 🔬 characteristics include pathological lying, porn addiction, and attention-seeking. very dangerous, avoid if possible 🦠

currently studying the overlap between creating a secret Fet profile to pursue other partners and creating a sock puppet account to spy on your ex-partners 🧐🔬🧪

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because BUTTS, that’s why!

why did i buy the peach Rilakkuma? you have exactly one guess 

hopefully makes up for overpacking and persistent procrastination 😂

always happy to share buns 🥰

traveling with me means traveling with homemade cinnamon rolls ✨

put this on my gravestone

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as if you’re not already extraordinary? what the

…i may or may not have an order expected to arrive in a few days 👀

this is hard to admit, but i think it’s time for a panty drawer purge ☹️💔