Five Hundy

Some of those look like Smarties bracelets, so now I want candy.

I'm wondering how this developing news is going to play out. I'll check back in a few days.

This place was better when @eve6.bsky.social was here, talking about alternative rock and CDs every day.

Tom seems fun.

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live First CityWide Change Bank 1 - Saturday Night Live

My mind immediately goes to this.

@rossraihala.bsky.social A few seats are still available for Maroon 5.

"Cracker Barrel backlash... Good Times. Easy credit ripoffs... Good Times..."

Terry's not gonna like this one.

I love the part where they all chant, "Donna Martin masturbates!"

Whew. I hate even pondering life without easily accessible Joe E. Tata.

Thank you. It's been a rough couple weeks. Thanks for your kindness.

I'll begin workshopping my quips immediately: "John Moe passed today. His new podcast, Deceased Mode, debuts on Monday."

Both are correct.

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*Fred Schneider Voice*
Poop Cruise!

I did get in the queue as though I were trying to get tix, just to see what was going down. Pretty typical for a high-demand show. No surprise.

No

People shocked by the Dolly Parton in Las Vegas ticket-buying experience obviously didn't fight in the Great Eras Tour Battle of 2023.

You are correct. The usual idiots who measure their human value by clicks, likes and retweets love fanning the outrage flames. Mute, block, unfollow, ignore.

Hotel minibars are expensive. Footage at 10 p.m.

Las Vegas social media dipshits are outraged over the price of something they can simply buy elsewhere much cheaper. What a shock.

It always rains like hell on the Loser's Day parade.

I'm so glad you enjoyed it. They've done such a great job with that museum.

Mmm... tangy.

The Punk Rock Bowling audience in Las Vegas this weekend didn't respond kindly to a Nazi dumbass. Well done. www.instagram.com/reel/DKJE7Up...