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Mothra Teresa

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I'm too serious to be a dilettante and too much a dabbler to be a professional

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Of course the week I don’t check on the academy screenings they put up tickets for Zodiac😠

28.02.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Julie on β€œDifficult People” asking if John Landis’ manslaughter is worse than his kid. (It’s not.)

Julie on β€œDifficult People” asking if John Landis’ manslaughter is worse than his kid. (It’s not.)

Evergreen:

28.02.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Absolutely thrilled by how gelatinous this chicken stock turned out

27.02.2026 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s very, very dry, but I think he’s fun!

25.02.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Be Kind Rewind for mostly classic movie essays. For food, Hot Thai Kitchen for Thai and goatboyintl for Mexican. Esoterica and miniminuteman for esoteric stuff and archeology adjacent stuff

25.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A virulent pox on whoever left an enormous pile of dog shit directly outside the gate door this morning

20.02.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s less than a month until St Patrick’s Day and the return of Uncle O’Grimacey, who was unjustly imprisoned in 1979 by Thatcher for firebombing Mayor McCheese’s yacht in the name of a free and united Ireland.

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19.02.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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Produced by Mithila Majithia and Devin Shears, Cinematography by Nick Tiringer, Production Design by Annette Wanjiku Wanjiru, Editing by Devin Shears, 1st AD Rebeca Ortiz, Location Sound by Alex Hennessey, Sound Design by Michelle Lacour, Score by Anastasia Westcott

In other gay news my friend Dev’s film is now streaming & you should watch it so I’m not the only one tearing up at work:

12.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: Did you know they made sequels to Men Behind the Sun?

Frank: Goodnight!

14.02.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you watched the Spanish language Dracula from 1931?

10.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😭😭😭

07.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At the bakery counter.
Lady: Okay, 2 cherry bombs, anything else?
*sees a Sticky Toffee Blondie*
Me, confidently: β€œOoooh! I’ll take a stiffy…”

07.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

😍😍😍

07.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My journal, with various stickers on the cover. An illustration of Magik, a bumper sticker that says β€œPlease ask me about the X-Men, an illustration of Laika the Soviet space dog, a sticker that says Feral, a sticker of Peg Bundy, the Jersey Devil from the X-Files and a sticker that says Let’s Go Girls, with Daisy and Peach holding guns surrounding the contraption.

My journal, with various stickers on the cover. An illustration of Magik, a bumper sticker that says β€œPlease ask me about the X-Men, an illustration of Laika the Soviet space dog, a sticker that says Feral, a sticker of Peg Bundy, the Jersey Devil from the X-Files and a sticker that says Let’s Go Girls, with Daisy and Peach holding guns surrounding the contraption.

It’s nice to put these stickers someplace finally

03.02.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I woke up at 4:30 this morning and couldn’t go back to sleep and I am beyond fried at this point. I need to lay down.

03.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was almost Sean until a cousin was born about a month ahead of me and they scrambled to switch George

03.02.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

In a better world, Grace Jones would show up as Allison Blaire, the Disco Dazzler in WONDER MAN.

31.01.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine too! In my head I always thought of it unlocking the closet door for me

29.01.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big crybaby cries 8 times during beautiful opera

29.01.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This production of Kavalier & Clay has me a fucking mess. I’ve cried like 5 times and it’s only intermission

29.01.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Happy birthday!!

25.01.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😍😍😍

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@ all frozen cops, donkeys & elephants alike who continue to terrorize and enable terror

25.01.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh fully! It aired all the time in the mid-late 90’s

24.01.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Oooh Meth Commercial
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I cannot clean the bathroom or kitchen without singing this song to myself

24.01.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, 4pm seems like a great time to post this! Here's my top films of the year, please watch it, I loved making it and I kept it short this year!

22.01.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

Dreamed I was forced to chop piles and piles of red onions that were then getting scooped into piΓ±atas

20.01.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Little girl, probably 7 at the oldest, singing Ultraviolence into a karaoke machine on Hollywood Blvd is gonna stick with me

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