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Did women ruin the workplace?
….
Did AIPAC ruin the NYT?
Did journalism die in the light of day, right in front of our faces?

I dont think so honey to Guillermo Del Toro tringy to put LAUREN COLLINS aka PAIGE MICHALCHUK in Frankenstein without me noticing??? Yeah, I saw it immediately. Queen.

mentally I’m here

too many little things to do that I can’t do anything

Autumn in Chicago is pocketing little trinkets from target to Grand Theft Autumn after a stroll in the graveyard

John Schneider - Andy
everyone in the dugout - production

also… the mlb needs a non-US win, and I say this as a GD Ohtani Stan

imagine pissing off canadians so much that they hit the ball AT you lmao

they won while we were there last year!! literally while we were on the way home to the airport!

it’s real housewives of MLB right now and I’m living for it

Randy Newman really said it when he said “if you really paid attention this world you love so much might just kill you” and that’s… damn that’s just it

wish they’d steal me from the louvre

just had a secret briefing with the Skims team and they’re designing a jockstrap meant to hold your gun omfg

unfortunately, all my lovers’ wives are on the hanging committee :/

what do u think Jacob and Renesmee are up to right now

perfect amount of horny for high altitude IMO

It’s very hot and outfits are top notch

I have to write an essay about why I want Canadian residency and it’s gonna mostly be about Canada’s Drag Race.

my cat’s gabapentin smells so good and I kinda wanna pour it in my coffee?

My bisexual army shall be firmly SAT in the theater for Wuthering Heights 🫡

the chant goes “the people, united, will never be defeated” and yet here we are, having debates with people whose minds won’t change over a dude who bowed out of the gun control debate by — checks sources — a sniper.

it hasn’t even been a year 🙅

I’m literally just here to make any homophobes in the family group chats uncomfy

This thin, tall glassware is the Jonathan-Bailey’s-Slutty-Little-Glasses of Cups. This has been cupcommentary.

I’ll never understand how Owen Hunt is anti abortion but pro doctor-assisted suicide

in the canon, waluigi is packing dong-a-long

Next season of the Rehearsal is about doing the last Late Night show and it’s actually an episode of Hacks

I’m waiting for Ziwe to post “Stephen Colbert, you’d be an iconic guest”

feel really sick right now.
probably because I saw an unreasonable thirst trap of ringo starr. Can’t think of why else.

Can I borrow 2 thousand dollars quickly