trying out a new tough persona. Sorry for intimidating.
04.03.2026 14:10 — 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
trying out a new tough persona. Sorry for intimidating.
04.03.2026 14:10 — 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
the moon things
03.03.2026 17:40 — 👍 23 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0
willn't someone thinketh of yon shareholders?
03.03.2026 15:15 — 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
They hate me because I own a modest shed
02.03.2026 18:05 — 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
I need dark powers for research purposes.
26.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 40 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0
Do not even talk to me about predicaments
19.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
You know that thing that creators of things do where they tease the release of a thing? Well, I am formally doing the cryptic tease to let you know (cryptically) that I am going to reprint the Arcane Bullshit Oracle deck one day.
18.02.2026 15:57 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The bad news is you’re a total shithead, the good news is you’re an excellent candidate for entoiletfication
17.02.2026 02:21 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Somebody spilled lovedog all over the floor in here
13.02.2026 17:57 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1
Just some old school multinational petrochemical corporation shit for all you mucus clowns
11.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Smells like love in here
10.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 20 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
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sorry you are dead
30.01.2026 18:05 — 👍 22 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
This is just a regular post with absolutely nothing SICK or PERVERTED.
29.01.2026 18:15 — 👍 26 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1
Who's up getting their disc herniated?
16.01.2026 19:28 — 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Remember, you don’t have to be a Marty Supreme. You can just be a Marty Okay.
04.01.2026 00:34 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
what will they thing of next?
30.12.2025 18:23 — 👍 34 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
Merry tidings
25.12.2025 20:24 — 👍 36 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 1
I am all whimsed out
24.12.2025 17:04 — 👍 24 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
what's the move? we slumberin' or nah?
19.12.2025 19:12 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Honestly, I have no idea! I guess you can tag my Facebook account?
18.12.2025 16:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
pls I brought you nitrogen and phosphorus like you asked for, I just want to what tree sex feels like
18.12.2025 16:20 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
wibter wondreland
17.12.2025 17:28 — 👍 23 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
happy shambling along the lonely trail of bones to all who celebrate!
15.12.2025 17:59 — 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Banished, I'm afraid :(
11.12.2025 18:41 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
I don't actually know anything about Jazz, so please argue amongst yourselves if I got my jazz words wrong!
Here are some of my Jazz-themed wares, for the jazzmaster in your life.
You ever meet somebody and you can just tell that motherfucker's family has some slender, graceful old world hunting dogs? Like a Saluki or a Borzoi. Probably at least 2 of them.
10.12.2025 17:27 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Holiday classic I made with secretxsnake (instagram) many frostbitten moons ago. Maybe if enough people like this, we will make a new one?
08.12.2025 16:57 — 👍 29 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 5
can't wait to toil this weekend
05.12.2025 16:53 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
I don't know what this is. Is this something?
03.12.2025 18:52 — 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0