LUCKY THE PAWSOME 🪲

boxten parodies/variants always make him so cute and pretty im gonna end it

abel does exist but hes dead. hes not exactly toooo relevant to the au other then causing cain severe trauma and then leading him to having a drug addiction

those being:

maggy x eve (both are exes and one of them is doomed by the narrative)
warning cannibalism
judas x cain (mainly one sided? implied? judas dies from acid consumption and cain had to eat his corpse to survive. yikes!)
i would add more but theres a limit

i like to incorporate ships i dont even ship in my au. half of them fail! love loses

judas is blind without his glasses

jacob has bpd

bethany has npd

after some scary shit with bethany cain needs a cane to walk around

jacob, lazarus, azazel, and bethany are magdalenes usual “patients”
jacob and lazarus come by to pick up their medication
azazels illness caused him to be too weak to care for himself anymore
bethany picks up blood bags

magdalene actually has her own theme which is played on piano
bethany also has a theme that is played on organ
jacob has one too but i cant remember what instrument its played on

out of everyone magdalene, jacob, and eve would play a instrument

magdalene plays piano
jacob plays organ
eve plays guitar

all of these are indeed self projections

the gaurdian and edith do infact exist in this au. they help and serve their respective gods

samson unfortunately gets murdered withered chica style

cain is a faggot

eve can use a gun
she attempts to kill bethany with a pistol before having that gun being turned against her

both isaac and lazarus are systems (im NOT erasing isaacs plurality in my au 💔)

jacob is 14! along with esau (before he died)
they both just have very short statures for their age

jacob has pyrophobia

fun fact isaac au dump because i feel like it (this will get updated over time)

remade the image i made like 6 months ago

im sorry for the chris pratt treatment tommy…

tommys voice claim is emmet the lego movie which unfortunately leads him being voiced by chris pratt

after eden fucked up and lazarus + esau DIED everyone became extremely paranoid

everyone is really desensitized to death in my au considering they KNOW they can come back to life. which leads to a couple of people becoming really reckless. POST tainting on the other hand though…

maggeve FAIL. however blessed heart wins somehow

relationships in my isaac au is kinda fucked up because one of the characters hooks up with another character who killed their girlfriend

IM REALLY GLAD YOU AGREE SLOW ESCAPE

did you guys know im lucky from animal crossing

@infiniteshift.bsky.social hey hmu 👅

WHO ARE MY TWO FIRST FOLLOWERS WHAT