Ethan J. CarColder!

// HE HARDLY HAS QUOTES

// im being so fr when i say i genuinely sometimes forget i have ethan's account

// here's concept art for it

// honestly if bsky showed a little icon if a different account had a notification i'd be more active on ethan than i usually am

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I'M NOT A GODDAMN POKEMON

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Dude I haven't been here for months wdym

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Folks we lost a pseudo-sibling today. We must hold a funeral

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DOESN'T MATTER, I'M PISSING ON IT BEFORE DISNEY GETS TO IT.

*Heard Disney mention the Moon.*

Not if I piss on it first.

// just gonna repost this. pumpkin is a good friend of mine, and i don't want her to suffer. pitch in in any way you can.

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// being gay is trending in brazil??

*WHEEZING.*

HHHHHHHH?!?!? WHY DID I EVEN SAY THAT??!?

Lemme guess, he is... gay?

*WHAT*

*Ethan hits them with the "depressed middle age man" stare.*

Ehh... kinda.

Yep! Nice to meet you, uhhh...

*Squinting.*

Who are ya?-

Thank you.

(Whoof, been a minute since I've felt pain. I'M NOT CHANGIN THAT.)

Wait-- "human"??

Just exploring the multiverse. It.. helped mellow me out a bit.

Hi- PLEASE stop.

*Getting a bit louder now.*

Ow- Don't do that. That hurts.

Ah, everything was fine! Was on vacation, but.. forgot to telll everyone.

MY RRIIBS!-

So, uhh... how's it been?

*Smiling.*

Do I-

*Blink.*

...I DO know you.

Well, to be fair, what ISN'T a strange happening here, am I right?

Beep-

Heh, I'm doing great! I was on vacation, and sorry for not telling you! Doing WAY better mentally than before.

...Right. Reclusa has no idea what a Dark World is.

Now that I'm back, feel free to ask me anythin', folks.

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Congrats, bossman!

I came back with better mental health, is that okay?

Oh, hey, PS! Long time no see!