Ethan J. CarColder!

// STIIIILLL nothing from bluesky support... it's been at least 3 or 4 days idfk

// man i liked this post as edd and STILL no notification for it

// edd was shot dead apparently

// Shadowban? S... Shadowban?
// You mean... STOP NOTIFYING!?
// Well... I mean... If you want to!
// I mean, it was just gonna be a special post, but... alright!

// oh that's real nice

// just let me write my autistic 17 year old in peace ffs

// WHY does it keep happening. WHY does the shadowban keep happening.

// little bit of vent art because of the recent thing happening between me and bsky's fuckass shadowban

// little bit of vent art because of the recent thing happening between me and bsky's fuckass shadowban

// yep, it's shadowbanned. it didn't give me the notification for this message. FUCK.
// because how DARE someone be unemployed in the big 25.

// a bit upset rn

// i genuinely like writing on the edd account, but i managed to be TOO active on it, and it resulted in a shadowban.

// i used a site, it claims i'm not shadowbanned, but no one gets my notifs there. it's making me genuinely upset bc of the amount of muse i have for him rn.

Is... is anyone else out here? Hellooooo?

*Edd is calling out.*

Most likely. Not like there's not crazier.

Oh, hey man. Long time no see.

*Once again, Ethan will not question. He just knows that if Courage knows, then it's probably worse than hell.*

Eh, mine too, most likely.

*Ethan contemplates having a smoke, but given he's talking to a child, he won't. That's just improper.*

They were awful to me. Like, drove me to near insanity, awful, y'know?

// ethan comes back, casually implies a horrible child is in hell, leaves /hj

Good idea... and I'm not even gonna question that the soul is M.I.A. right now. It's probably where it belongs.

*Ethan glances at the floor. Ooooh.*

*Ethan just... facepalms, a free hand tugging at his scarf.*

Next time, kiddo, if something's sealed up, there's probably a reason WHY they were sealed up, a'ight?

/THAT'S/ WHAT YOU TOOK?!

THE GREAT EVIL I WAS TOLD TO CONTAIN?!?!

*Congrats; he's mad.*

You did what.

Maybe I shouldn't go to sleep as often as I do...

I-I don't know, man, but something definitely happened.

....Something just happened.

// it is-

// the song is a teaser to another thing i'm working on, i've said it before on the edd account i think-

YouTube video by AmongUsSquidward Ethan Disruption Sprite Test

// FOLKS CHECK THIS SHIT OUT I MADE

// youtu.be/o17c33WcWdA

a close up of a stuffed animal with a rainbow in the background . ALT: a close up of a stuffed animal with a rainbow in the background .

// edd: hm something feels off
// ethan:

I'm so unbelievably cooked.

...I'm so fucked.

THIS FUCKASS PROPHECY SNITCHED ON ME.

...OH WHAT THE FUCK.

COME ON MAN.