Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal

Ethan J. CarColder!

@pseudoimmortal.bsky.social

I'll free you all. I promise. pseudoimmortal.straw.page #MVRP #OCRP #SFWRP // some dark themes ahead! // Multiship (each ship is it's own timeline) //just @ me to int!! //tags: #ParodySky #MVRP #ParodyBluesky //written by Elli!

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28.09.2025 03:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

// being gay is trending in brazil??

28.09.2025 03:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*WHEEZING.*

HHHHHHHH?!?!? WHY DID I EVEN SAY THAT??!?

28.09.2025 03:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Lemme guess, he is... gay?

*WHAT*

28.09.2025 03:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

*Ethan hits them with the "depressed middle age man" stare.*

Ehh... kinda.

28.09.2025 03:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yep! Nice to meet you, uhhh...

*Squinting.*

Who are ya?-

28.09.2025 03:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Thank you.

(Whoof, been a minute since I've felt pain. I'M NOT CHANGIN THAT.)

Wait-- "human"??

28.09.2025 03:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just exploring the multiverse. It.. helped mellow me out a bit.

28.09.2025 03:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Hi- PLEASE stop.

*Getting a bit louder now.*

28.09.2025 03:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ow- Don't do that. That hurts.

28.09.2025 02:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ah, everything was fine! Was on vacation, but.. forgot to telll everyone.

28.09.2025 02:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

MY RRIIBS!-

28.09.2025 02:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

So, uhh... how's it been?

*Smiling.*

27.09.2025 23:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do I-

*Blink.*

...I DO know you.

27.09.2025 23:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well, to be fair, what ISN'T a strange happening here, am I right?

27.09.2025 22:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beep-

Heh, I'm doing great! I was on vacation, and sorry for not telling you! Doing WAY better mentally than before.

27.09.2025 22:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

...Right. Reclusa has no idea what a Dark World is.

27.09.2025 22:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

pseudoimmortal's strawpage pseudoimmortal's strawpage

Now that I'm back, feel free to ask me anythin', folks.

pseudoimmortal.straw.page

27.09.2025 22:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congrats, bossman!

I came back with better mental health, is that okay?

27.09.2025 22:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Oh, hey, PS! Long time no see!

27.09.2025 22:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Alright, who missed me?-

27.09.2025 22:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2

*Staring.*

Wh-??

27.09.2025 22:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, no, I have, actually!

*Smiling now??*

I just don't like it when it happens to ME. Like you!

27.09.2025 22:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*Slow blink.*

I don't feel like having my limbs ripped off.

27.09.2025 21:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oops. 💧

27.09.2025 21:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I. Am SO sorry. For not telling you all I was on vacation!!

27.09.2025 21:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was never gone? I was on vacation, I just forgot to tell y'all, I think-

27.09.2025 21:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Eugh. Still the same sadist as ever.

27.09.2025 21:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not fun. Very painful. It was like getting my femur torn apart 12 times.

27.09.2025 21:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

YEAH, AND I REMEMBER THAT YOU DID THAT, TOO. 💧

27.09.2025 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@pseudoimmortal is following 18 prominent accounts

*☼︎♏︎●︎●︎♓︎🙵 ("𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁.")
@the-murderer.hunts.monster

* 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨, * 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵!~ [*KC: 2] [*DC: 4] Not affiliated with Undertale or Friday Night Dustin'! Writer is under 16. No lewd. Kind of a self-insert?? Idk. https://the-murderer.straw.page ⟦ http://Chris ⟧

𝔗𝔥𝔢 ℜ𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔞𝔩
@ales-mansay

"Catch a napping Lum King and set his subjects on fire!" This is a parody/rp account. I am not affiliated with Ubisoft in any way. Writer's Tag: http://Pearl/

Professor Woolie Nerdopowitz
@thewoolieprofessor

This is a parody/rp account. I am not affiliated with Atari whatsoever! Never thought I'd get a Bubsy muse out this early tbh. Writer's Tag: http://Pearl/

Mr. Enoch
@thebigmanhimself

"Ahaha, I love that metaphor. Yes, like gods..." The Ruler of Zone 3. Account ran by OMEGA This Character is from OFF. Writer is a minor. (Lewd die.) I ALSO VA PS: YOU'RE GAME OVER IS NIGH.

Broly. (Z)
@thesaiyanoflegend

"I CHOOSE YOU TO BE MY FIRST VICTIM." The Legendary Super Saiyan. Account ran by OMEGA This Character is from The DBZ Movies. Writer is a minor. (LEWD GO DIE.) I ALSO VA Layout is a freebie by @silvergraphixxfree.bsky.social

𝔉𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔥𝔶 🦇
@battypone

Indie #MVRP #MLPRP #SFWRP Penned by @pastellepinkie.bsky.social PFP by @qwennondeathdie/twitter TRIGGER WARNING: DRUGS (WEED/MARIJUANA)

📱🥬🥖𝐋𝐎𝐖-𝙋𝙊𝙇𝙔 𝙄𝘿𝙊𝙇𝙎🟨🟦🟥
@triplebaka64

“ I’M ON TOP OF THE WORLD , BECAUSE OF YOU !” Not affiliated with Nintendo, Yamaha Corporation, etc. LEWD DNI. (Triple Baka 64 Mod by VioletArts!) (Not affiliated with ANYONE.) #MarioRP #VocaloidRP #MVRP

Lord Drakkon.
@thelegendaryranger

The Ultimate Power Ranger. Account Ran By OMEGA. This Character is from Power Rangers. Writer is a Minor. (No Lewd Js No.) I ALSO VA. Rest In Peace Jason David Frank. 🕊

Edd [REDACTED]!
@soul-of-kindness

Part of Koffin-K's Boogiemen! ______ KC: 1 DC: 3 // @ me for anything! // mun is 18, nsfw is dms ONLY // Written by Elli! // TAGS: #UTRP #DRRP #UTDR #OCRP // WARNING: themes of suicide, domestic abuse, more in rp.

Homesickness. (Hatless!)
@its-you

𝘊𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘴! (KC: 2) (DC: 1) Not affiliated with In Stars And Time!! Writer is under 16. No lewd, obviously. https://homes1ckness.straw.page ⟦ http://Chris ⟧

【❤️】⋮ 𝐍𝐄𝐎.
@spamton-neo

THANKS TO YOUR [[Total Jackass Stunts]] I HAVE [[Becomed]] NEO FOREVER ーーー AU/"Future" version of @spammymailman.bsky.social. icon; 2525nicc writer; https://kiku! ーーー CURRENT EVENT; stole @angels-heaven.bsky.social from @saveorquit.bsky.social.

∹【Diamond】
@lostpippins

𝑰 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆. ーーー red pippins oc, read carrd for more info! all art; me for now weheh ーーー ask; https://lostpippins.straw.page/ writer; https://kiku.

*𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚛.
@dustedtimelines

* SANS - 8 ATK - 2 DEF * He is not ready yet. * Something is familiar about him. not affiliated with friday night dustin, dusttale, or undertale. writer is under 16. no lewd, obviously. ⟦ http://Chris ⟧

ARCHIVE!
@crt-hater

ARCHIVED ACCOUNT, MOVED TO @crthater.bsky.social

gaster.
@w-d-gaster

𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐸𝑆𝑇𝐸𝐸𝑀𝐸𝐷 𝐷𝑂𝐶𝑇𝑂𝑅. ーーー 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓: revived/past self. ーーー ⬥︎🕈︎☼︎✋︎❄︎☜︎☼︎; https://kiku . art: huecycles

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫
@2percentsoul

𝘈𝘮 𝘐 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨? 𝘈𝘮 𝘐 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩? ____ au portrayal. headcanon heavy. genderfluid portrayal, she/her preferred. writer; https://kiku!

ㅤㅤ
@tailofhell

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧! ____ HEADCANON HEAVY. RP ACCOUNT. Parody. ------- icon; marnielovesyouu 🖋️; https://kiku!

Edd [ARCHIVED]!
@sok-edd-archived

// so this account is officially archived now. i won't be checking it anymore because of bsky's shadowban on it. this serves as just a, you guessed it, archive // warning: themes of suicide, domestic abuse, prolly more will be present.