Richard Ogley

Vuvuzelas for the toddlers

National security. lol.
All those chat logs are getting skimmed and resold to third party advertisers.

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Where there's muck there's brass

They actually had it burned.
Trump sat on it. They couldn't get the orange sweat stains out

screen from the movie Coming to America showing a beautiful lush lawn with tropical trees and beautiful floral lamps in front of a castle at night and there are two elephants running by in front of the king and his son and the subtitle reads [Nnnrr] to mimic the trumpeting elephant sound

Y'ALL I AM CRYINGGGG THEY SUBTITLED THE ELEPHANT

Don't worry, I am sure our AUKUS subs will be using Onedrive and Starlink

"The great majority of users have no awareness [that] their chats are being grabbed off their screen, sent over a network, packaged, and resold"

If Trump wrote this, then I am the president of mars

Cute day of superb parrot babies 😍

Same. I really like my multifocals, except for computer work where I am now tending to peer down at the screen in an arrogant hawkish manner.

What next, frisbees? Bastards

Bully: Yes I will buy you lunch
Weedling gives bully lunch money
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Royally pissed off this morning. Please send flower pics or bird pics

*current mood*

Sorry Frog, that worm is dead

Comic. Someone is claiming to predict the exact date of a future earthquake. Should you listen? [flowchart: start] → NO (There are big earthquakes constantly, so if anyone ever *does* figure this out, it will be immediately obvious that their method works and then the world’s seismologists will not shut up about it. You won’t need this flowchart.)

Earthquake Prediction Flowchart

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Excellent!

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

New EV registrations in Germany for October 2025, top 20:

As you can see, no #Tesla

Actually, don't keep them honest. Kick them in the bollocks

Please watch, and support Gitxsan and Gitanyow. Keep the bastards honest

Some would say that at 78 years old, he should have retired a long long time ago

So. Who is going to make money out of the stock market today when the US opens to the news of a democratic cave-in?

Yes. My ideal woman is someone who can be dragged backwards through a u-bend

Wall being renovated with a light switch in a horizontal switch orientation

This had better be temporary. The rules of the universe are up/down. We don't want any more disasters today

"Do something nice. Look after yourself" someone said through the doomscrolling.

Well after two pots of tea, doing something nice is culminating in constant trips to the bathroom. Cheers

I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time. Every day my phone buzzes. It is a neighborhood group: four people were kidnapped at the corner drugstore. A friend a mile away sends a Slack message: she was at the scene when masked men assaulted and abducted two people on the street. A plumber working on my pipes is distraught, and I find out that two of his employees were kidnapped that morning. A week later it happens again. An email arrives. Agents with guns have chased a teacher into the school where she works. They did not have a warrant. They dragged her away, ignoring her and her colleagues’ pleas to show proof of her documentation. That evening I stand a few feet from the parents of Rayito de Sol and listen to them describe, with anguish, how good Ms. Diana was to their children. What it is like to have strangers with guns traumatize your kids. For a teacher to hide a three-year-old child for fear they might be killed. How their relatives will no longer leave the house. I hear the pain and fury in their voices, and I wonder who will be next. Understand what it is to pray in Chicago.

“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”

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The only way past this nonsense is hieroglyphs or hexadecimal

How much will it cost to have ice cream vans and clown cars follow them around for the rest of their natural?

Prediction:
Vote now.
(10 ms later)
Vote rejected.
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That feeling in the centre of your chest is a pressure wave of cave-ins and jackboots for 100 years.