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Twice

30.09.2025 14:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

piece of bagel came out my nose

30.09.2025 14:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Monday morning and this lady is in my inbox being kinda homophobic

29.09.2025 14:06 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Riggy Riggz 🤭

26.09.2025 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No shade you’re going to hell

26.09.2025 16:13 — 👍 16 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

Fuck ICE

26.09.2025 16:03 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

do I get in drag for Nicki Minaj night? I think so 🙂‍↕️

26.09.2025 16:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bet

26.09.2025 15:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FCF not as fat as it used to be… We used to have girth, but then things got woke :/

26.09.2025 15:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Paper cut collage of a ver tall gnome walking. Text reads “world’s tallest gnome”

he must be celebrated

25.09.2025 16:54 — 👍 139 🔁 24 💬 3 📌 1

ramBUNCTIOUS farts these last 48 no shade

25.09.2025 13:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@/smokeyandmaia on insta :3 not mine just cute

25.09.2025 13:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hey guys

25.09.2025 13:16 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

sources close to the matter are saying I could not ascend cause ass too fat :/

24.09.2025 18:22 — 👍 53 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

hit with a huge urge to started Legends Arceus over agaaaaain. I just restarted an ACNH island too. Exhausting all my buffers waiting for Digimon Story Time Stranger

24.09.2025 15:18 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

wasn’t raptured :/

24.09.2025 13:29 — 👍 152 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

a barbie doll is standing in front of a bed in a bedroom with a pink and white striped wall . ALT: a barbie doll is standing in front of a bed in a bedroom with a pink and white striped wall .

mosquito bit my ass cheek in my own home

19.09.2025 13:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

officiating a wedding in drag tonight. trynna not let the nerves get to me 🤪

19.09.2025 12:50 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watercolor and colored pencil drawing of a vampire in front of a window showing the full moon

nocturnal fiend 🦇🌕

18.09.2025 16:06 — 👍 142 🔁 30 💬 3 📌 1

17.09.2025 23:14 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did not post ass on bluesky just to die here with second rate celebrities like you two!!

17.09.2025 17:25 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

psychic type event in Go and I’m rubbing my mitts together like a greedy fly

16.09.2025 17:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

His brand of it is particularly garish but all authoritarianism is basically government by spoiled child. No capacity for or interest in any principles. People who are nice to me get treats, people who are mean to me get abuse. I get what I want or I cry and thrash. Embarrassing

16.09.2025 15:50 — 👍 5917 🔁 1051 💬 66 📌 27

LOVE when they let Amanda go full tilt bitch yesssss bully Sydney!!!

16.09.2025 16:23 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes! Husband got me a bandaid and then I did legs cause #masochist

16.09.2025 15:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

experts are saying I’m just too strong, that my ass is just too fat. much to consider!!

16.09.2025 15:00 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It hurt :( but yeah I’m ok

16.09.2025 12:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

gym locker room bench broke out from under me and my back landed on jagged metal

16.09.2025 12:25 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

a drawing of a monster with mountains in the background and trees in the foreground ALT: a drawing of a monster with mountains in the background and trees in the foreground

My god, it is

15.09.2025 15:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh yall really related to suffering slowpoke lmao 😬

15.09.2025 15:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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