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Kellen Squire

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Perpetually undercaffeinated Author, ER Nurse, DNP Student, Pediatric Acute and Intensive Care and Emergency Department Clinical Instructor. "He's a Bernie Sanders type". https://buymeacoffee.com/cynicalrn

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I mean, being an ER Nurse myself, I surely haven't seen that personally multiple times. It's not like I live in a place with a huge military/federal workforce, and, if I did, I surely couldn't post about it publicly in any case. No, no, this is all purely hypothetical.

26.02.2026 02:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know, not just this, but I bet the military is sending servicemembers to the ER for standard care related to everything from Plan B to ectopic pregnancies, charging the government tens of thousands of dollars and risking their lives in the process.

26.02.2026 02:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Not too shabby a look from the campground this morning.

24.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 32    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Fringe benefit.

23.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So close. So close, yet so far away.

23.02.2026 20:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

How'd you feel about Fetterman or Sinema at the time?

22.02.2026 02:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do I have to fly to Australia? Because I will

21.02.2026 23:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

now cruel stars, cruel stars, cruel stars #3! no rest, only writing

21.02.2026 16:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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20.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ooooh. I do like keeping up with new works from my favorite authors!

19.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He's technically in it in what was the 6th District, which is now- for him- still the 6th District.

19.02.2026 00:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had an exciting time voting in 2008, Obama was ahead but it did feel like Virginia mattered, but that's the last and only time. Having grown up in Iowa and seeing the caucuses in person, I cannot disagree with you.

17.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus Christ

15.02.2026 03:50 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You're fucking lying. I'm not even going to look that up. I just choose not to believe that.

14.02.2026 21:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

as opposed to those of us who have to sadly delete "DEAR ASSHOLE" at the beginning of the email

13.02.2026 19:31 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well, sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine bona fide AI-powered subterranean transcontinental monorail! What'd I say?

MONORAIL!

13.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well everyone I've seen has had a 24 to 48-hour version and everyone that I've seen that has had that has been also vaccinated. So I'm going to pray that those two things are connected.

13.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Flu B is out there and it fucking sucks, just FYI

13.02.2026 14:42 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*furiously scribbles notes*

10.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just was part of a discussion on coupling SSRIs & GLP1s, and, dang. We'll really do anything but improve society to better people's lives.

"How about pills that'll make you 20% less sad in 6 weeks. You won't be able to orgasm and you might gain 30 pounds, but we got a shot to fix that last part!"

10.02.2026 17:06 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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No Kings includes Draft Kings

08.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 26113    🔁 6107    💬 185    📌 110

For sure, but for clinicians who're supposed to be making references for people who want guidance, to have our government do this...

06.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My God

I went to cite a CDC page on adolescent vaccine schedules, one I've had bookmarked for fucking EVER, and it came back as a 404 error.

I just... cannot believe this.

06.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

no! no! bad snow, bad!

06.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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03.02.2026 04:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No clue what you mean, but evergreen skeet nonetheless

03.02.2026 03:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I wonder how much money the orthopedic surgeons are going to be making.

29.01.2026 22:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i would like to subscribe to your newsletter, this is relevant to my interests

29.01.2026 20:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

dude wtf?!

29.01.2026 04:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0