samir 🦣

nobody listens to me on here 💔😢

you should see what i cook on twitter. we miss u

Lmao my wife doesn't think that Olive Garden uses explosive tip ammunition in their anti material rifles 🤣🤣🤣

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Mega Man 3 is sloppy. SLOPPY video game, Mega Man 3. Ah, but we love it, don’t we folks?

i engineered the first car with a soul and he was NOT very happy about it

One of my steam friends has started playing 4 different games in the last 10 minutes. godspeed

it appears my enemy has been taken care of and their account gone. this is not just a win for samir, but a win for us all. celebrate tonight my friends. the streets are a little bit safer

beware of @twosidegamer.bsky.social . they have threatened me and have been trying to scam me for some time now

does the monkey have any respect for the bloon after all is said and done

drop yo pants now

@tomfoolery--02.bsky.social come pick yo kids up

im building the first gay machine

im riding a sinister horse with a dark ambition

im the first patriot for planet earth. im in space saying how earth is the best planet in the universe

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i can’t wait for horrors beyond our comprehension to be advertised to us

they got mangadex....i will never forgive the japanese for this...........

just slice my apples bro

i have had a wife and 3 kids since i posted that. speed it up next time bro

ive eaten the roast chicken of fortune

im just a man made from stone and granite trying to make a few bucks in this savage garden we call earth

bro you have to trust me we ARE going to get that not guilty verdict you WILL walk free and you WILL NOT be burned in the fire bro

im in the human sciences building committing Horrors the likes of which you've never even thought of before. In a biologic way

the mosquitos have returned, i say again, the mosquitos are back. the evil has returned,

put my mysterious stone mask on baby feel my effects

@uxoyanqui.bsky.social

will you shut up please