Me: cannot cook
Also Me: oooooo I could go for a espresso, brown sugar rub brisket biscuit π€€
Me: cannot cook
Also Me: oooooo I could go for a espresso, brown sugar rub brisket biscuit π€€
like sips of water in the desert π
09.01.2026 10:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sheesh.
09.01.2026 10:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Credit Karma been telling me my car ainβt worth shit for the last 5 yrs
Me:
Shoutout to this wishy washy ass weather for pulling me out my seasonal depression.
31.12.2025 15:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bruh I forgot to get some oil from the grocery store ππ
25.12.2025 12:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Girl bossed a lil too hard and started a new hairstyle the day before Christmas. π₯΄ But I order the groceries and was able to at least knock that off my list.
24.12.2025 16:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My feet hurt and I need more foam π I donβt wanna go to the hair store. I just went yesterdayyy
23.12.2025 22:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The opening act really sets the tone for what I consider a No Skip album. 17 y/o me understood immediately.
19.12.2025 11:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My phone was up loud as hell when this video came on πππ
19.12.2025 10:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You know the Red Bull hitting when you get a βMorning Young Lady!β after you greet someone this time of morning π
19.12.2025 10:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Thanksgiving Day Parade to all who celebrate!!
27.11.2025 13:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Right lol and I guess that just leaves me with the boil lol
27.11.2025 03:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I don't like potato skins but the two just made chaotic sense to me lol
27.11.2025 02:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Big Back Idea:
Seafood Boil Potato Skins
...just think about it. It could work!
My 11 on its last leg and I'm hurt af
24.11.2025 03:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If anyone wants to make an animated show about an animal substance abuse clinic, I'd greatly appreciate it.
"I CANT GET TREATMENT KAREN, IM AN ALLIGATOR!!!"
Omg. Did y'all see Tabitha Brown on Cocoa Butter going Eeuuyuuckkk to somebody's vegan food?
My mouth dropped bc ohmygahd lmao
I keep hitting that bookmark shit by mistake, my bad.
23.11.2025 17:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chopped Cheese. That's just hamburger helper on a roll.
23.11.2025 17:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I remember those!!!
23.11.2025 06:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well that's not suspicious at all lol
23.11.2025 05:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Khia girl! My neck, my byke! Lmaooo
23.11.2025 05:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0first you gotta put your neck into it.
23.11.2025 05:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Released a trapped moth from my work space and didn't freak out lol
22.11.2025 18:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0tired yrs old
22.11.2025 18:29 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Other peopleβs mess >>>>>>>
22.11.2025 18:23 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0when that after work stare turns into a nap and then bed lol
22.11.2025 18:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0