Crispin

“bUt tHeY sHOw nO ACKtUaL sEX iN tHe AdS” goofy ahh motherfuckers

Exactly, which is their point. Have the others believe it isn’t, thereby decreasing the risk of ‘em yeeting a pipebomb under your chair.

Explains his track record

New Bomb Capable Of Creating 1,500 New Terrorists In Single Blast

This is my go-to.

I think about this take more often than I'd like to.

It’s just my ugly mug, if you’re blind you’re not missing much lol

So anyway, have a dopey ass selfie I made after shaving my gob between the first and second rounds of chemo when I wanted something to bother people with who asked hOw It wAS gOiNg. For years prior to this I had a pretty big beard and long-ish hair

Had a look at my photos yesterday and the latest selfie I had that wasn’t for a gov’t ID/driver’s license was from… 2011 lmao.

“Operation Epic Fury” what kinda edge-lord ass…

I am overjoyed to see that this picture is still exactly where I left it on the internet and nobody has noticed.

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

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Channel your inner Rafiki and

Ladies, remember. you do NOT need a frog to buy you what you deserve

The Doge (dot) Gov website has been breached and the scope of information leaked is currently unknown.

Every single Doge employee should be arrested.

Here's an internet archive proving the breach: web.archive.org/web/20250214...

Pretty sure my system can only run it on potato-quality, if at all lol.

Swolepeb

Utterly disgusting and deplorable if true.

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Me when rolling for IRL skillchecks.

Yee, green teas are very specific when it comes to water temperature.

Nah it was clear, hadn’t even seen those yet at that point. Just failed a skillcheck on 2nd grade reading comprehension.

My dumbass missed the big ol’ red line through Steam™️ and got mildly interested at the idea of that finally being on there lmao.

I’mma hit up the 281-330-8004

Surgery tomorrow, here’s to hoping all goes well.

Second worst since single ply? That’s a bigly claim ngl.

Let’s fucking go dude!

hate this dude

Yeah that’s just dark as fuck and feels like it has to be against youtube’s ToS in some way?