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@richowens.bsky.social

2.5 ⭐️ jokes with 4.5 ⭐️ potential | Stand-Up Comedian | Football Manager Therapy host | πŸ¦‰ | Twitch Affiliate | http://twitch.tv/RichOwensFM | linktr.ee/fmtpod

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Hey Caroline, how’s the book adaptation of Road House coming along? Caroline? Hello?

21.01.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s my end of year Christmas party on Thursday and all the staff have to request a song for the after party playlist.

I’ve just googled β€œsocially acceptable songs that normal people listen to”.

That’s the level.

17.12.2024 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi gang!

FMT Episode 195: The Art Of The Deal - FM Contract Negotiations is LIVE in all the usual places.

Contracts, candles, trivia and friendship. 3 of these are covered in detail this week. One happens by accident.

Listen, yeah?

VIVA LA FMT!

linktr.ee/fmtpod

17.12.2024 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tonight, 8pm, I will be live and so will @richowens.bsky.social @jebaroo.bsky.social and @deeboiplays.bsky.social as we play the @fmtpod.bsky.social network save!

Let's continue our Champions League place push with Leicester City!

#FMTPod #NetworkSave #FM24

16.12.2024 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi gang!

FMT Episode 194: TikTok’s Holdmyheim is LIVE in all the usual places!

We sit down with FM TikTok legend Billy aka Holdmyheim and talk algorithms, burgers, Welling United and loads more.

A masterclass in short form content.

VIVA LA FMT!

linktr.ee/fmtpod

10.12.2024 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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RichOwensFM - Twitch RETRO OWLS - THE MAD SCIENTIST 94/95 DATABASE

Little bit of Sunday morning retro Sheffield Wednesday streaming it it?

Live NOW!

Grab a coffee and come hang x

twitch.tv/richowensfm

08.12.2024 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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IT’S NOT A PHASE, DAD.

04.12.2024 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Concerning

03.12.2024 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could make the recording, but boy oh boy did I make the thumbnail.

I’m excited to listen to this one, and you should be too!

03.12.2024 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s going down (3 minutes of X-Ecutioners record scratching wicky-wacks)

02.12.2024 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

I am a deeply serious internet clown. Watch this and be educated.

www.twitch.tv/richowensfm/...

29.11.2024 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning gang!

FMT Episode 192: Hood Gaming is LIVE on all the usual places.

We sat down with the excellent @HoodGamingUK and talk Match of the Delay, retro FM, mental health, James Beattie and loads more.

Get involved!

VIVA LA FMT!

linktr.ee/fmtpod

26.11.2024 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When one door closes, another opens.

Juventus DOF decided to throw all of my wage budget at a player on his way out of the door and crippled the club financially. I left before the ship sank.

But then, the vision became clear.

Reunited with OG Oceanman.

25.11.2024 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The first 10 seconds of Hang Me Out To Dry by Cold War Kids has been my internal hold music for two decades.

21.11.2024 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Introduce yourself with four circles of hell

21.11.2024 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was a bad time for you, wasn’t it boy?

21.11.2024 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Topalovic is my favourite player this year. I’ve taken him to Saint Etienne, Ajax, Dortmund and Porto in WTS(F)G this year for a cumulative Β£200m

20.11.2024 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Introduce yourself with four records

20.11.2024 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

It’s a sign. Don’t know what it’s a sign of, but it definitely is one.

20.11.2024 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Working title of this episode: Ian Holloway’s Proton Pack, but β€œno Rich, we need to start calling our episodes something sensible”.

Honestly, this country has gone to the dogs.

19.11.2024 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Introduce yourself with four footballers.

19.11.2024 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

Hobnobs 😩😩😩😩

18.11.2024 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh come on love, show me where it says Dario Sits on that!

18.11.2024 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well I’ve clearly misread the situation. Good day.

17.11.2024 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You WISH I was your dad.

17.11.2024 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We never fought on twitter.

17.11.2024 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t WANT to be on it.

17.11.2024 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lots of people have been speculating about why Mike Tyson took the Jake Paul fight. Why a 58 year old would tarnish his boxing legacy by having one last rigged fight with a social media influencer.

It’s simple.

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Tyson didn’t have a choice.

17.11.2024 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mazel Tov! Absolutely made up for you both x

17.11.2024 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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