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@unrealpigeon.bsky.social

Surviving Washington DC IG: loveinluck

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I know we're all shocked Target abandoned their diversity initiatives. But you know who I'm shocked kept theirs? JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs

26.01.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BLACK PEOPLE:

If youโ€™re part of an NRG at work, get out of it. Now. Remove yourself from the email list server immediately. Donโ€™t give them a means to target you.

24.01.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 249    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you have a business, hit me up for web design and development ... You know good and damn well you need a website or a better one

22.01.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just preparing for a government shutdown March 14th

22.01.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Like how am I supposed to dye bundles this color?

28.12.2024 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My therapists advice was "Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas" ๐Ÿ˜ญ

20.12.2024 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Todayโ€™s my Friday. :)

19.12.2024 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
18.12.2024 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't encourage anyone without kids to date someone with.

18.12.2024 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I NEED to get out the house this weekend

17.12.2024 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am addicted to these

13.12.2024 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was gonna say who's gonna pay for my hair but the sugar daddy and cash app scammers would see that as marching orders.

10.12.2024 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve been on Wellbutrin for 8 weeks now and Iโ€™m doing well!

10.12.2024 07:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 823    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Inspiring... How long have you been doing yoga?

09.12.2024 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TikTok needs community notes

06.12.2024 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a lot of full albums I haven't listened to, in order, that dropped this year or last. Going to start with Chloe, Normani, Tinashe... Any other suggestions are welcome.

06.12.2024 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't need an edit button, y'all knew wtf I meant.

06.12.2024 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a great career and I STILL hate when people ask what I do for work within minutes of meeting me. And I live in DC so this happens OFTEN.

Semi related: I hate when people define themselves by their job.

06.12.2024 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought I was a generous lover girl with a bag but looking at the quotes, I've been putting up rookie numbers.

06.12.2024 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love learning and if you truly love learning, you learn sometimes the first pieces of information you learned were wrong or needed context.

06.12.2024 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's one of your flaws? Mine is I absolutely do not be puttin that shit on. A black shirt and a pair of jeans hate to see me coming.

05.12.2024 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imma stop ordering Uber/Lyfts. Today the woman took me all around the city, missing every single exit and had the nerve to be driving aggressively. Like maybe you should know where you're going before you get aggressive

05.12.2024 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I be so embarrassed when I gotta struggle a lil with the seat belt

05.12.2024 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Romantic relationships you either failed at all of them, or all of them except one... yet you keep trying and that's... something.

05.12.2024 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Girl that's discernment. People be getting into relationships with anybody.

05.12.2024 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ALSO we as a society need to determine if "pmo" means piss me off or put me on

05.12.2024 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Depends on the amount of work (I stopped giving a flat rate when people would just send me a blank paper to work with) but DM if really interested!

05.12.2024 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Building Resumes & Websites

05.12.2024 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I told my friend like even if they couldn't fight it's not like I would go home with the winner. She was like uhh what?

05.12.2024 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I might be slow. I thought "Can your man/woman fight?" was about a duel for love. Y'all are saying y'all are gonna homewreck and you wondering if you gonna get your ass beat in the process. Ah, understand.

05.12.2024 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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