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@jackofftrack.bsky.social

Time is a weird soup

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Post image 27.02.2026 12:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kahless the Unforgettable wasn't a god and that's not how you get into Stovokor but the point stands

27.02.2026 11:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's such a shame he's a Zionist dickbag

27.02.2026 11:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I very well may have broken tonight and honestly I don't have a lot of remorse about it

27.02.2026 08:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

absolutely incredible that Duolingo just threw "Haters gonna hate" at me in Klingon

26.02.2026 12:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And then an alarm goes off when I force open the door because all the staff are ignoring me

26.02.2026 05:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm getting very tired of being locked inside the supermarket until I buy something

26.02.2026 04:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I gotta rewatch sliders

25.02.2026 05:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it will not be the last snort that you snart

25.02.2026 02:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Had a little bit of a giggle just now because I was looking for my receipt for when I bought the Diablo games for my switch so I searched my emails for "Prime Evil" (It was the prime evil collection) and one of the results I got was an email from my ex wife

25.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Reading anything van badham has to say is your first mistake

24.02.2026 09:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WAIT
THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT THERE'S A NEW DRESDEN FILES BOOK
AND IT CAME OUT A MONTH AGO!?

23.02.2026 07:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Off the wall conspiracy theory: Sabrina Carpenter was so excited to work with the mupets because they're the only co-stars that would make her look tall.
(I'm finally watching the muppets special and if I don't get more I'm gonna riot)

21.02.2026 10:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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18.02.2026 07:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The last of us 2 is one of my favourite games ever. I'm listening to one of the songs from the soundtrack right now at work. It's only hated by chuds who don't understand how stories work

17.02.2026 04:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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They literally did an episode of Black Mirror about this

17.02.2026 04:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Swaggling with your xballs

14.02.2026 12:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you say no to chicken salt any time it's offered you're dead to me

13.02.2026 11:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She's CANADIAN

11.02.2026 04:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Of course it is, you just can't see it because it's invincible

11.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

07.02.2026 14:34 — 👍 17875    🔁 4474    💬 251    📌 111

yearning

07.02.2026 07:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ads are getting better at slipping past my adblockers and I'm getting ready to burn it all down

06.02.2026 12:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh hey cool the ex Scientology guy is being a right wing nut job again

06.02.2026 08:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've noticed he does this in Worlds Beyond Number too and honestly it's so iconic of him

06.02.2026 08:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's all of them, so definitely at least three

05.02.2026 11:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't worry, Satya Nadella says Copilot will be really good if we give it another decade and untold more billions of dollars of funding!

05.02.2026 06:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've been using Swiftkey for some fifteen years at this point, since not long after it was introduced.
Recently Microsoft have been putting copilot and AI stuff on it and it's INFURIATING

05.02.2026 05:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The cheer that went up as he ate shit was so healing

05.02.2026 05:54 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0