Kays✨💍❤️‍🔥

If you don’t want to read Agatha Christie together by candlelight whilst sharing tea and scones in a humble cottage in the Scottish Highlands during a raging snowstorm, then please don’t tell me you’re “open to trying new things.”

Feel better!!!

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Bro, your ICE guys wear literal masks to cover their faces, let’s not talk about IDs.

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

halftime show

what a shot

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing. There is much Al slop in the world, but not in this room.

BAD BUNNY HALFTIME SHOW

HAHAHAHA this is amazing

I can’t wait 😍🥰

Just booked my first wedding dress alteration appointment for Thursday and this woman lives in a LITERAL CASTLE! I can’t wait to put on my dress again and feel like an actual princess

Welp ‘twas a season

This is brutal to watch

Jesus nvm field goal it is

Taylor Swift in a white military style jacket and white dress during the TTPD set on the eras tour lies on her back with arms stretched out, eyes closed and lips slightly parted, on a grid-patterned floor. Her hair is spread out and she is wearing a sparkling necklace.

“bro stop being dramatic”

me af:

HELL YES THATS MY CHIEFS!!!!

Okay I had this struggle until I started upping the playback speed. My brain feels like it processes it better when it’s sped up closer to the speed of how I’d actually be reading. Plus the lack of long pauses keeps my mind from wandering as much

not a single thought i have is original 😅love this relatable queen tho & she went off at the end 👑

I read this book last year and it was one of my top 5!

a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt . Alt: a young kid in a blue and white striped shirt is yelling desperately while leaning forward

and you’ll confess why you did it
and i’ll say

🗣️🗣️🗣️ GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!!!!!!!!

I had the exact same thought

That’ll be so nice omg

After years of being curious about my lineage, I finally received my ancestry results. Apparently I'm 12% Scottish Highlands cottage, 16% used bookstore, 9% October, 13% cat rescue, 11% rainswept cobblestone side street, 7% dimly-lit café in Prague, 17% scone, and 15% Oxford comma.

Ahhh have so much fun and stay warm!!!! It’s brutal out there this morning

Anyways I watched both episodes and the new tour on Friday and haven’t stopped thinking about either since

Ope hi I’ve been bad about social media this week

Thank you so much 🥹🥹