Ivy - "Perfect Pervert"

It’s ableist to ask you to participate in community and fill out your profile?

Fuck off entirely. Disability is not a shield to excuse your poor behavior.

He’s not sorry though.

Do better then! Actually look at who you’re replying to instead of just mouthing off.

Also, put something in your own fucking bio and add a display name so that people know who YOU are.

Don’t be so antisocial.

Is that an expression you say to cis women? You just call women “man”?

You probably should have logged off after showing your whole transphobic ass four days ago: bsky.app/profile/bria...

Her bio says “god’s favorite daughter,” but you chose to call her “man.”

Even here, you could have chosen to just say, “my bad, I didn’t stop to look till now,” but you dug in your heels and misgendered again when corrected.

It also gets shit on because it went and used the same name as one of the best animated series ever. Said series had just wrapped the year before.

It just kind of feels like disrespect.

The ass in question:

bsky.app/profile/ivyn...

Grindr screenshot. “Jesus ur ass is perfect.” “Thank you.”

Text message. Me: “the weather is about to turn nice, which means the unseasonably early return of Shorts Ivy!” Response: “Ohhhhh I’m so excited for Shorts Ivy to meet Has Been Eating Ice Cream and Deadlifting All Winter Ivy”

Can the world unfuck itself so that Bluesky can be horny again?

I transitioned to build myself an ass to die for, and it shouldn’t go unappreciated.

Oh oof. More tables is good for access, but that much increase is bad! Attendee dollars are limited!

(And by wild, I mean “obvious misogyny”.)

We don’t need a nation of self-sufficient farmers. We need educated, socialized people who can learn new skills and take direction from the farmers (etc.) in the event of emergency.

It’s wild how frequently these folks dismiss soft skills and communication as unnecessary.

It’s the alcohol content for me (which still points toward light beer). For better or worse I can crush calories (and the running will certainly help).

The sheer amount of beer is daunting, the rest is cake.

Just breaking up the miles and tacos sounds like a challenging but fun day. The beers…I think that might court alcohol poisoning given my tolerance. But I’d try for that reward.

Historically, miners actually tried to revive the canary!

Cis allies are doing worse by us, even.

Oh hey, this sounds familiar encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/t...

life is actually more fun and you'll be happier if you just embrace the fact that you're a fucked up pervert and you do fucked up pervert stuff with other fucked up perverts.

Transphobia is an astroturfed moral panic invented from whole cloth by people on the Epstein list

It’s a cheap, okay plushie that trans girls can buy at ikea while they’re buying college or first-apartment shit.

It became a meme, but it makes sense for “I’m not suppressing my desires anymore.”

But it’s kind of shit and we deserve better.

Go back in time, force femme self, gain two extra years of results and knowledge, travel back further and further as you make a more convincing case and more water-tight plan.

Of course it’s ethical, I’m doing it to myself.

Yeah, that’s exactly what it is. It’s something you see on HGTV, not a sacred anything.

www.hgtv.com/outdoors/out...

lol what? #sheshed is a very common, normie concept. It’s just a lil crafting space for a woman. I can’t imagine thinking you can gatekeep a hashtag like that.

I could see Raph being black in the “I protect my own” way, but that leaves no one with green and we know they’re gonna make the bad guys black anyway.

Basically I gotta hit the pharmacy for other prescriptions, and my HRT dosage has been fine so I never bothered.

I’ve literally never used crypto, so while I’m sure it’s not that hard, it’s just one more obstacle in executive function.

I have a good backstock so if things go bad, I have time.

“Dare to be stupid” is the greatest song Devo never wrote, and belongs somewhere on this list.

Ooh, link? I wanna gawk at a train wreck.

Eloquence is something that is literally free to train. Read library books. Check the dictionary. Watch speeches.

Maybe your friends will razz you a bit for it, but anytime can be eloquent.

Keep the next one with a friend you trust.

I’m sorry that happened. You deserve parents who respect your bodily autonomy.

Because original TMNT was written by two nerds from Massachusetts in the 80s as a parody of Daredevil.

It wasn’t meant to be particularly culturally accurate.

I get that even having a decent job is privilege to a degree, but chalking my surgeries up to luck is so wild.

I put in the work, I advocated for myself, I built the support network in friends, and rapport with my professionals.

It can be done. It just takes way more than it ought to.