Kelly Hack

my friends: benedict and sophie!!!
me, through tears: i always thought you knew it was me

i didn’t time watching twin peaks correctly cause i’m now currently stuck deep in twin peaks, oregon while all my friends are having fun in the regency era

anytime the yards acting too crazy i’ll pop on the album and the dogs all start calming down and playing normally. it’s CRAZY

the fact that the music charli xcx is releasing for the new wuthering heights movie actually matches what i’d expect from a hyper pop album based on wuthering heights has me so pissed. i oppose everything about this upcoming movie but by god the album understands the source material

an important update about work, the digs at work love the k-pop demon hunters soundtrack

no good deed is my favorite song from wicked and i was both excited and nervous for seeing it in wicked for good and it was better than i could’ve ever hoped for. going to see it again in imax so i can experience it as oz intended

hey, i can’t come out tonight. yeah, i have to change out all my bedding and my dust mite covers. yeah, no it’s going to be a whole week.

update: she just wants to go to work with me now every time i leave the house. if i don’t take her to work and get her a pup cup after she is a pill all day

remembered maneets episode on bobby’s triple threat, DAY RUINED!

having OCD is so fun. i want to claw my skin off my body.

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

trust the process trust the process-

teen titans (2003) greatest show of all time

more blue on the front and minimizing the purple clouds will help a ton

every day i breath through my nose and have no obstructions is crazy. i get why all my doctors were terrified of my fucked up nose, i truly was not living life

telling myself to trust the process on my lover album drawers

It's really OK to change your mind when new facts are presented. It really is.

I love runes because while Tarot has a lot of esoteric mysticism and fancy dancing around the idea, runes feel, to me, so much more bluntly practical.

Me: Hey, runes, how can I best help my writing career?

Runes: Do the work.

Me: Okay, I KNEW THAT.

Runes: Why'd you ask, then, doofus?

when everyone warned me about turning into my parents i laughed cause i didn’t think it would ever happen… turns out it can happen because i am heavily invested in the food network cinematic universe like my mother

fyi, the judge on triple threat for maneets episode was terrible! i want a rematch!

i’ve accidentally trained mulligan that if i’m awake before my mom she gets a morning walk… this sucks for me just trying to get water at 6am

going on two weeks since this revelation and yeah all the nose surgeries i had to have were definitely worth it. this shit slaps! now i know why everyone’s always hated on mouth breathers, nose breathing just hits different

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

Screenshot of a tweet: British cavalry in the 1850s consisted entirely of twinks who used UwU-speak... [Photo of a book page] "The dash of British cavalry officers was never greater than at the opening of the Crimean campaign in the spring of 1854. These aristocratic horsemen were, in the idiom of the day, "plungers," "tremendous swells." They affected elegant boredom, yawned a great deal, spoke a jargon of their own, pronouncing "r" as "w," saying "vewwy," "howwid," and "sowwy," and interlarded sentences with loud and meaningless exclamations of "Haw, haw." Their sweeping whiskers, languid voices, tiny waists, laced in by corsets, and their large cigars were irresistible, frantically admired, and as frantically envied. Magnificently mounted, horses were their passion; they rode like the devil himself, and their confidence in their ability to defeat any enemy single-handed was com-plete. Cavalry officers were saying in London drawing-rooms that to take infantry on the campaign was superfluous; the infantry would merely be a drag on them, and had better be left at home."

Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.

As a non-cis person, I am committed to supporting the leading non-GOP candidate in 2028. I am ALSO committed to doing all I can in the Democratic primaries to make sure the leading candidate isn’t a skid mark who throws marginalized groups under the bus.

My mind is large enough to hold both.

i’m pretty sure i’m breathing clearly through my nose for the first time in my life… like nothing is obstructing it and it’s easy… bro this is crazy

apparently he’s also a feminist… let’s go? let’s fucking go????

diversity win! mr favell, rebecca’s cousin who she was having an affair with and is threatening to expose maxim for killing his wife and staging her drowning, is a socialist!

having a chronically online brain sucks because i’m finishing up rebecca (im a terribly slow reader) and im reading about jack favell telling maxim he knows he killed rebecca and how maxim was jealous of him BUT then jack favell refers to himself as a socialist with woman and i immediate thought

A tweet: Axe Murder @mccarthyjames all of my plans for the future involve me waking up tomorrow with a sudden sense of discipline and adherence to routine that i have never displayed even once in my life

I just got straight murdered by this. Like it didn’t just attack me, I am now dead