My whole life I’ve been on an “I hate Billy Joel” island all by myself. Good to know there’s someone else like me.
07.03.2026 15:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My whole life I’ve been on an “I hate Billy Joel” island all by myself. Good to know there’s someone else like me.
07.03.2026 15:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The reason we have “stupid rules of engagement” is to make sure we don’t bomb elementary schools.
05.03.2026 23:15 — 👍 22648 🔁 5554 💬 608 📌 171Your comment about Joffrey’s coffee is exactly how I feel about it: “It woke me up but it was kinda gross.” 😂
03.03.2026 03:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Princess half marathon and Adventureland Day… would’ve been a great weekend to be down at the World.
Congrats to all who ran! and Kungaloosh to all the Adventurers!
Good luck to everyone running the Princess half marathon tomorrow. Now, get to bed!
01.03.2026 04:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What a great experience with your mom! And Minnie Mouse kicks FTW!
27.02.2026 16:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Same! Phew, indeed!
Wordle 1,714 6/6*
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They’ve actually gotten worse in the past decade. I blame the Biden administration.
26.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mentally, I’m here:
26.02.2026 19:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Great. Now I have to do Connections, Strands, Wordle, the Mini, AND the Midi everyday.
26.02.2026 04:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sad to hear about the passing of Jeff Galloway. He was always so kind when I saw him at runDisney expos, taking a few minutes to actually ask me how I was feeling about the upcoming race. He didn’t know me and could’ve just taken a picture and moved on. But you could tell he cared. RIP to a legend.
26.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wonder Man is really good.
23.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"If you can't get to paradise, I'll bring it to you!”
Happy birthday, Donn the Beachcomber!
We don’t need to go to Epcot. We have Soarin’ at home.
21.02.2026 20:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’ve really been digging this 22h (!) playlist lately. It’s totally my vibe and I just think I was born 30 years too late.
open.spotify.com/playlist/4QA...
(Prince) Andrew gets arrested and Trump moves towards Disclosure so we won’t talk about the Epstein files. So he’s *worried* worried.
20.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
Disney really missed the chance to have the best retheme of Pecos Bills back in the day.
19.02.2026 18:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These people understand that they could just say no to this buffoon, right?
19.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I often cry looking at my bank account so it makes sense to me
19.02.2026 03:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trying not to complain and be annoyed with people, but boy, I’m off to a terrible start.
18.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guess I never knew you were a Trekkie
15.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In the end, my girlfriend became my arch enemy, my arch enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But, hey, it's high school.
15.02.2026 03:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Whenever I see posts like that (or really from most men in general commenting on a woman’s post), it always reminds me of the “Why’d You Like It” sketch from SNL:
youtu.be/lMYOQ3NAidg?...
Every time I hear another nation’s national anthem, I imagine the lyrics are just the name of the country repeated over and over.
🎶 I-tal-i-a 🎶
🎶 I-tal-i-a 🎶
🎶 I-tal-i-a 🎶
🎶 I-tal-i-a 🎶
Cory Thiesse and Korey Dropkin each spell their name exactly as I would’ve imagined the other person spelled it.
11.02.2026 04:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Round them all up!
09.02.2026 20:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Really makes you appreciate the incredible speed those downhill skiers achieve.
09.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0First year in a long time that I’m not watching the Superb Owl. Instead, I’m watching a replay of biathlon. NBC still wins though.
09.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I just yelped in joy when Cory hit those three rocks out of the house in the 8th end. What have I become?
08.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
