@warlordguymer.bsky.social
Average painter, feared tabletop general, and heroic fantasy writer
When I typed the post, I did feel a little lump in my throat.
EIGHT years.
I had hoped to do lots and lots of sequels!
I'm curious about commission painting. How does it work? What does it cost? Do I know anyone here who does it?
I have finally accepted that, as much as I love buying, building, gaming, I just really dislike painting those minis.
Rejoice, chosen of Sigmar.
The best AoS book ever written (as described in "the Mortal Realms according to Hamilcar") is eight years-old today!
www.amazon.co.uk/Hamilcar-Cha...
My first ever solo title is THIRTEEN years-old!
I guess this means I'm no longer that bright-eyed twenty-something who's picture graces my Goodreads page...
www.goodreads.com/book/show/15...
“Do you want me to summarise this document?”
No.
“Let me re-write this for you.”
No!
Why did big tech think it would be cool to reinvent Clippy?
"The Crusade is changing, and all must be proven anew. I will show Roboute what my Legion is capable of as I drag his warriors’ from the precipice"
Ferrus Manus: The Gorgon of Medusa is 8 years-old today!
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07C3639S...
Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
28.01.2026 01:51 — 👍 25417 🔁 6952 💬 7 📌 156Hello! Are you in the UK/Canada/Aus/NZ? Did you discover RPGs through any of the paperback-book games released in the mid-1980s (Fighting Fantasy RPG, Advanced FF, Maelstrom, Dragon Warriors, Tunnels & Trolls)? Can I ask you a couple of questions for an article? Please get in touch.
25.01.2026 18:26 — 👍 76 🔁 52 💬 42 📌 3
What campaigns can be run with Traveller?
* Free traders trying to keep their ship flying
* Bridge crew of a capital ship
* Bounty hunters!
* Deep space scouts exploring new worlds
* Detectives in a dystopian city
And so much more!
www.mongoosepublishing.com/collections/...
#ttrpg #TravellerRPG
Headline: "Scientists discover emperor penguin colony in Antarctica using satellite images"
Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
20.01.2026 18:44 — 👍 9157 🔁 2374 💬 145 📌 203Just change the stock price and the date - no one will notice!
18.01.2026 11:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0As the profile picture says: Hamilcar Approves
18.01.2026 11:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I swear the Guardian republishes this exact article every year: Games Workshop is massively successful and we’re all SHOCKED.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
How about start with a less delicious picture on your website?
17.01.2026 13:24 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ve finished watching Alien: Earth and, as they did with Daredevil: Born Again, Disney have managed to make a reasonably IP-flavoured show, while just missing that actual IP ingredient
16.01.2026 12:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Playing Baldur’s Gate 3 is like writing a book.
You get to what you assume must be the end, but then it just never ever stops.
Oh yeah, god, I didn’t want to make anyone feel unwelcome. I just saw the followers piling in and wondered if it was something I’d said!
27.12.2025 09:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I didn’t even know that was a thing!
27.12.2025 09:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
What happened yesterday? Did I write something and forget about it again?
26.12.2025 10:29 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Oh my god, the novel before last is essentially dead to me. I remember NOTHING.
26.12.2025 10:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The number 1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Yikes!
Ok, that looks pretty awesome.
youtu.be/QeCItSg-wmI?...
"Nothing upset the sensibilities of the Deepkin like the company of their own"
Book birthday! Court of the Blind King, my Game of Thrones under the sea, featuring my all-time favourite cover and the best book-crashing side-character I've ever written, is six today!
www.amazon.co.uk/Court-Blind-...
oh hell yes, can't go wrong with David Guymer
21.11.2025 15:43 — 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
I admit, I'm one of those people yearning for Empire 2, but I am still ALL OVER Medieval 3
www.ign.com/articles/eve...
My personal favourite bit was the fyreslayer drinking song!
30.11.2025 15:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Finally making my way through my reading/audio pile. Have to say that Realm slayer by @warlordguymer.bsky.social is a lot of fun. Brian Blessed certainly appears to be enjoying himself.
19.11.2025 16:47 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Folks mentioned this week also include:
@crunchychocobo.bsky.social @wh40kbookclub.bsky.social @malkydel.bsky.social @garykloster.bsky.social @warlordguymer.bsky.social @creative-assembly.com @steampowered.com
#Warhammer #BookSky #BlackLibrary
Image of Dechala, one of the three Legendary Lords in Total War: WARHAMMER 3’s Tides of Torment DLC. She has a long snake tail and six arms, with swords in each hand. She is surrounded by a purple fog, reminiscent of Slaanesh corruption. The text reads: TOTAL WAR: WARHAMMER 3 SIX SACRIFICES BY DAVID GUYMER.
Follow Jin Wu and his companions on an expedition into the jungle village of Punan, where they investigate a mysterious madness afflicting the local population.
Claim the Six Sacrifices e-book by David Guymer with your CA Account ⬇️
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Whet your appetites (and your blades!) for the Tides of Torment DLC with a brand new story from the Hinterlands of Khuresh.
21.11.2025 16:08 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
