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David Guymer

@warlordguymer.bsky.social

Average painter, feared tabletop general, and heroic fantasy writer

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New audio releases are available for the Horus Heresy novella: Dreadwing by David Guymer, and Spear of Ultramar by David Annandale!! Can't wait to listen once I'm past Unremembered Empire!

17.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Going through my Read Books on Goodreads, to remind myself of the books I've read lately, and I've really not read enough books. Must read more!

31.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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GOTREK’S ALIVE… and celebrating Realmslayer’s 7th birthday today #warhammer #AgeofSigmar

www.audible.co.uk/pd/Realmslay...

27.10.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Audible Try Audible free for 30 days! Start listening to best-selling audiobooks, exclusive Originals, and free podcasts with the Audible app.

GOTREK’S ALIVE… and celebrating Realmslayer’s 7th birthday today #warhammer #AgeofSigmar

www.audible.co.uk/pd/Realmslay...

27.10.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat is sitting on top of a woman 's head and asking if she 's awake yet . ALT: a cat is sitting on top of a woman 's head and asking if she 's awake yet .

Laughs in cat

26.10.2025 08:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

On balance, probably yes. There have been some great roleplaying moments

26.10.2025 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is how I’ve started Fallout 4 a dozen times and never come close to actually completing it

25.10.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve decided that Baldur’s Gate 3 is too big for its own good. I keep wondering off and, by the time I’ve found my way back to the main quest, forgotten what the main quest. Now, after 70+ hours, I’m not sure I can be bothered

25.10.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 review – an interestingly toothless piece of noir fiction Arriving more than two decades after the original, this sequel was mired in development disaster – resulting in an interesting almost-failure

I'm shocked, I tell you.

SHOCKED.

www.theguardian.com/games/2025/o...

22.10.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dark Avengers: The Patriot List: A Marvel: Untold Novel : Guymer, David: Amazon.co.uk: Books Dark Avengers: The Patriot List: A Marvel: Untold Novel : Guymer, David: Amazon.co.uk: Books

"Put those teeth where I can’t see ’em, Mac, or look forward to six kilotons of Osborn’s finest in your happy place."

Dark Avengers: The Patriot List, easily one of my top 3 books, is four years-old today!

@aconytebooks.bsky.social #Marvel

www.amazon.co.uk/Dark-Avenger...

12.10.2025 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how beauty products are so handy for hobby work. I’ve got a little pot of posh hair conditioner that is brilliant for keeping my regular brushes to a fine point

12.10.2025 09:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just regular old soap?

12.10.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a rinse in water and a dab off on some kitchen towel. Not the soaps and paint cleaners that some folks here have been recommending

12.10.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Dark Avengers: The Patriot List: A Marvel: Untold Novel : Guymer, David: Amazon.co.uk: Books Dark Avengers: The Patriot List: A Marvel: Untold Novel : Guymer, David: Amazon.co.uk: Books

"Put those teeth where I can’t see ’em, Mac, or look forward to six kilotons of Osborn’s finest in your happy place."

Dark Avengers: The Patriot List, easily one of my top 3 books, is four years-old today!

@aconytebooks.bsky.social #Marvel

www.amazon.co.uk/Dark-Avenger...

12.10.2025 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does anybody have tips for how to keep your drybrushes in good condition? I’m sure they’re not SUPPOSED to turn to cement after a couple of weeks

12.10.2025 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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For the first time in ten years, the blackthorn in the garden has actually fruited. They’re good for more than just sticking in gin, right?

08.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My autocorrect is the other way around, smugly changing ogre to ogor, however many times I scream at it that we’re not in the Age of Sigmar right now

07.10.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I totally thought that was Old World for a second there!

06.10.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Eventually, I will hit parking app critical mass, and will never again have to spend the first ten minutes of any trip downloading an app and setting up an account on the Peak District’s spotty 3G

02.10.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the word for that feeling of arriving in a car park and finding that you actually have the required parking app already?

02.10.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I really enjoyed the first season of Fear the Walking Dead. It was scary and different and I liked seeing the end come rather than hearing about it afterwards. After leaving the boat in S2 though, it’s become rather dull. What do people think? Is the rest of it worth sticking with?

29.09.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I really enjoyed the first season of Fear the Walking Dead. It was scary and different and I liked seeing the end come rather than hearing about it afterwards. After leaving the boat in S2 though, it’s become rather dull. What do people think? Is the rest of it worth sticking with?

29.09.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve done the full loop of video streaming services before circling back to Netflix, and wow, it really has the worst recommendation system in the world doesn’t it?

I’m sure there’s something decent on here, but you’d never guess it from the Home screen

19.09.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Heldenhammer (Time of Legends: The Legend of Sigmar #1) Book One of the Sigmar Trilogy It is a time of legends…

This book must have been sitting under my bedside table for 10 years, intimidating me with its awesome size.

Now, it’s time.

Only one of us is walking away.

@grahammcneill.bsky.social

www.goodreads.com/book/show/32...

18.09.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s funny, I actually let Wyll die. I couldn’t figure out how to use him properly, and even as a Paladin I found him annoying! My character is all about law and order, rather than good, so Wyll got weirdly upset when I let the Druids execute a child…

13.09.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even today, I could probably quote the entire Prologue from BG2

12.09.2025 07:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No, just cleared out the Goblin camp and invited some grateful Tieflings back to my place

11.09.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Completed what I assume to be the First Act in Baldur’s Gate 3, and it’s a bit weird that my entire party is trying to bone me.

I’m pretty sure that Xzar and Montaron never tried this on our first night in Beregost

11.09.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is no form of physiotherapy that I am familiar with…

05.09.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

An absolutely fantastic trilogy - you have good times ahead!

05.09.2025 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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