Perilous Poozer

Two figures stand in an alleyway at night in winter. The trees are bare. The houses, stark and angular. A gigantic condo looms behind them, its facade lit up by the moon. Two young women emerge from the dark. A younger one and and an older one. The younger one has long dark hair, she wears a toque and puffy coat. She has rectangular glasses. She lights a cigarette while the older one looks on. The older one has her long dark hair tied in a ponytail. She has a fringe of hair resembling an up arrow. She wears a scarf and black peacoat. She has round glasses. She observes the younger one take a puff. The younger one says "Dad would kill me if he knew I was smoking." The older one implores "pleae let your big sister be a laign influence on you." She turns to look her sister in they and points out "you only turn nineteen once! Celebrate by indulging in newly legal vices!"

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Does it count if it was an alt?

Yeah I dunno about that one, I works end up with a butterfly on my vehicle - practically I can’t see that hearing impairs my driving noticeably, it’s rare that anyone leans on the horn and emergency vehicles have lights. Feels like asking for trouble

not with my worst enemy's dick.

Hey, at least Chuck and Mary will have a Beggar-free Britomart to enjoy! I dive deeper over at my Substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/chuck-and-...

Trevor and Beverley have been Extracted and Cleansed for Dinner and they are Most Displeased!

Extremely long leggy ogre-face spider, 4 front legs holding her neat trapezoidal silk net in front of her as she dangles in the dark

She's very Long 🥹

(ogre with her net 🤎)

Voyager 1 is currently more than 24 billion kilometres from Earth and getting 17km farther every second and hilariously it is not as out of touch with New Zealand as our Prime Minister

In Japanese, there is an onomatopoeic word “puripuri,” but it is used almost exclusively to describe shrimp. 🦐

▪️Example: This shrimp is so puripuri, it’s delicious (´༥`)♡

It can also be used to describe someone’s butt. 🍑

▪️Example: That butt is so puripuri.

So shrimp butts are puripuri-pretty!

just a regular reminder to folks that while, yes, hot goth chicks are hot, they're also goths, and as a whole goths are the lord's most tiresome people. wanting a hot goth gf is like when you see people saying they want exotic wildcats as pets. sure, some people can manage it, but not you

I think we are missing a possibility here. AI is supposed to learn through interaction. Maybe the AI have learned that some of these folks are not dating material.

This is too accurate!

Bedford Borough Council: Wishing Bedford Borough a Happy Lent, the period of 40 days when many Christians may choose to give up certain luxuries and make space to reflect, pray, and read the Bible to prepare for the celebrations of Easter. Maggie Tyers: Funny you put Ramadan and eid up first. It's a Christian country first and foremost. Bedford Borough Council: Maggie Tyers Ramadan began on February 17. That is why we put our Ramadan message on social media yesterday. Lent began today, which is why our Lent message went on social media one day later. The date of Lent is determined by the church calendar, rooted in the decisions of the Council of Nicaea (325 AD). The official start of Ramadan traditionally depends on the sighting of the new crescent moon. Bedford Borough Council holds no authority over the Council of Nicaea and was not responsible for the creation of the moon 4.53billion years ago.

Alt-text text for visually disabled users (any chance of doing this in future?)

Thats delicious coming from a country that blurs out poos in a photograph of wildlife and slaps age restrictions on a game simply because of swears

Buttplug.io Intimate Hardware Control Library | buttplug.io Homepage and Documentation for the Buttplug.io Intimate Hardware Control Library

Buttplug.io is leftist in my canon

Adjusting to a world where three doner kebabs cost $55 bucks 🫠

Dr No - that streamlines so many interactions!

A grey Abyssinian cat curled up sleeping peacefully on top of a tangle of power cables underneath an iMac monitor with tail and one paw poking out. My least constructive desk accessory!

Nacho in his most irritating sleeping spot! Why is this somehow worse than sitting on my mouse?

a mirrored chicken sculpture, like a disco ball, but 8 feet tall and a chicken. Photo shows upper third against a blue sky.

There's an artist in Texas who made an 8 ft tall disco ball chicken. Just thought you should know this.

www.instagram.com/p/DU3q9fQla1o/

Tiny shiny black jumping spider with a bright orange face and little orange socks on his feets, on a metal fence post peering down at the world

Chalcoscirtus children are very much ground dwelling creatures but in March/April the boys get adventurous looking for love and can sometimes be found way out of their comfort zones. This tiny lad was at the top of a fence post peering at things he'd never seen before
#EmotionalSupportSpood

Neotrichozetes spinulosa, aka the Hellraiser Mite, a small big covered in urticating hairs that make it look like pinhead

in this picture of a hellraiser mite its blood red colour is more obvious

Voting for New Zealand Bug of the Year closes in a few short hours! You don't need to be local to vote. This year I'm team Hellraiser Mite, because every year I pick the freakiest l'il guy I can find and just look at him.

bugoftheyear.ento.org.nz/vote-here-20...

This is the type of project we need more of (obvs with local site sensitivities) that gets attacked in NZ as ‘aesthetics’ and ‘waste’.
bsky.app/profile/maet...

It’s like there’s an allergy to solutions that have an aesthetic element. Waitangi park in Wellington is fantastic and functions so well, and so many other great examples that get dismissed as ‘gardening’ etc. Dunno where insistence that infrastructure has to look shit to be serious comes from!

r/ChatGPTcomplaints u/darliebo • 11d • i.redd.it Thanks 5.2 [Off-topic] Join Who's gonna pull me up when I cant see clearly Hey. I need to answer this cleanly and honestly, not poetically. Not me.

imagine getting owned like this by your AI boyfriend

Extremely floofy grey lynx spider with legs bunched around her, looking very stern

Floof Lump, if needed

(Hamataliwa grisea)
#EmotionalSupportSpood

Cypress Hill’s Spanish language release went so much harder than the originals and I’m in a country where Spanish speakers are rare. Weak!

5 geese heads tiled to the side to loop up

close up of two geese doing the same

pictured: our geese looking at airplanes

"This small, clucking creature shall be called... chicken!"

*visits the ocean*

"Hmm. This tasty fish shall be... chicken of the sea!"

*walks a pasture"

"This large, grazing beast will be... chicken of the field!"

*gets scammed online*

"That person was a cock!"

Grocery store sign of bagel that reads: pick your own. Part of the sign is obscured to look like it reads: fuck your own

Relax, bread department

the debate rages on