Paul Douglas

the big wad of rancid cotton candy currently in the oval office blurped: “South Korea will be building its Nuclear Powered Submarine in the Philadelphia Shipyards, right here in the good ol' U.S.A. Shipbuilding in our Country will soon be making a BIG COMEBACK. Stay tuned!!! President DJT” and @dburbach.bsky.social replied: “what? There's no naval shipyard in Philadelphia at all, let alone one that can handle the specialized needs of submarines, or of building nuclear propulsion systems.”

just sit him in a bubble bath with his toy submarine and let him go “vroom vroom” and make splashy noises, same diff

A pile of Maryland edition zines of How to Report Ice to Help Keep Your Neighbors Safe.

If you come to my house on Halloween, kids will get candy and adults will get a candy with a free zine illustrated by @meganpiont.bsky.social

NY Post: Zohran Mamdani didn't tell the whole truth about his hijab-wearing 'aunt' who feared for safety post-9/11 By Matthew Fischetti and Hannah Fierick The "aunt" who Zohran Mamdani said was too afraid to wear her hijab on the subways after 9/11 is actually his dad's cousin.

Next you’ll be telling me he referred to his second cousins as his first cousins once removed, the absolute villain, the rapscallion, the horse thief

Dak deprived us the Aubrey super kick and sadly I’m not gonna be able to forgive him for that

By proceeding with the loading of my groceries in the car before seeking approval from alleged "cashiers," I forced the issue. It's a strategy known as "stake-driving."

There's a certain threshold of fan vs. coach toxicity where I don't think you can ever rule out a coaching change. Ryan Day got close to this zone last year but then beat Tennessee. I think we could call it The Franklin Zone in honor of this year's first casualty of it.

Anyway how about LSU

I mean sure he’s bankrupting me and people like me, but he’s also making immigrants suffer. So as you can see, it’s a hard choice.

conservatives made this meme about how, like, 100 years ago men WORKED ON FARMS and FOUGHT IN WARS and now men SIT BEHIND DESKS and SEND EMAILS, but it's actually true in that 100 years ago kids died of polio and now people dedicate their extremely comfortable lives to trying to get rid of vaccines

Matthew Lewis who played Neville Longbottom in Harry Potter courtside at the Orlando Magic game being given a custom Longbottom 9 3/4 Magic jersey

this is the face of a 36-year-old man who probably wanted a jersey with his actual name on it but is still carrying the burden of a fictional teenage loser he played in 2001 like an albatross around his neck

Jim Smith, Buzz Williams and Darryl Pines at last night’s Midnight Mile. Maryland basketball unofficially opens their season on Monday with an exhibition matchup against UMBC 🐢

Well into the season of life where I don’t keep up with pop culture, and it’s great.

You don’t need to get annoyed that The Kids like different stuff. Are Addison Rae and Tate McRae different people? Who cares! There’s jazz to listen to and you have plantar fasciitis.

Joe admirably tried to put the toothpaste back in the tube post-Trump 1 and failed miserably and now we will all suffer for it.

He'll end up in the Honorable Failure tier of presidents I suspect.

this is kind of peak incel. by day, race war and fascism; when nom gets in trouble, mom calls the principal

It's hard to completely decouple from the Other Place but it's in progress...

@insidemdsports.bsky.social

Disagree, we need more people fighting against Trump's extortion of universities! Your article in the Chronicle was excellent.

Perhaps the headline doesn't match our final Stagline blaze of glory but alas!

Glad to see you out here doing big things, brother! Hope all is well!

We are ruled by the dumbest fucking people.

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

(slaps bar counter) “Alright, Chip, let’s have those car keys”

It's meaningful that this is Santos. He has no friends. He has no power. He has no influence. This isn't the kind of corruption where Trump gets money or favors. This is a message: no matter how big an asshole you are or how much everyone hates you, the law does not bind you if you are a Republican.

The Secret History of Star Wars Episode IX The road to Star Wars Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker was twisting and bumpy. Swept out of existence, resurrected, wrestled with by multiple writers, derailed by death, and tweaked until t…

Once again re-sharing this AMAZING blog going over in great detail the making of Episode 9 from the various sources documented over the years talkingpicturesandgames.wordpress.com/2024/12/25/t...

#TROS #StarWars #Sequels #Episode9

Remember, brown 13-year-olds are hardened menaces to society, but 30-something Republican Hitler afficionados in positions of power are just li’l guys.

very funny that JD Vance has so little to do with his time that he goes on podcasts to defend 30-year-old men for saying how much they love Hitler

Being a MD and a Skins/Commies fan is just an utterly cursed existence. I just hate myself all Fall and Winter.

Prince Isolder turned out to be a real one.

James Michael Johnson, the Speaker of the House of Representatives, is fanatically devoted to Donald Trump and expresses his adoration by endeavoring to give Trump everything he wants, despite never having heard a word Trump has written or said or any specific account of anything Trump has done.

Been informed this game's proper name is El Crapico.

He's not going anywhere. Maybe if they lose out and it's a dumpster fire, but all those frosh and Malik are here for him. They know that.