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I’m out here making money like it’s my full time job.

Translation: inflation is so high common folk can’t eat out so let’s spin ‘eating at home’ as a good thing that we planned and endorsed.

We were there Friday night!

I recommend it to everyone and my co-worker said she couldn’t get into it. I stopped talking to her.

Our teachers open carry out here sooo it could be a 3rd grade math teacher

My new boss keeps calling me Seasoned and not like Spicy, which is the only way that term is acceptable.

We’re having fun here, no?
@seancbass.bsky.social
@bigpoppa-brian.bsky.social
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@wonderwhoosh.bsky.social

He NEEDS to look into hair products.

I love that you know this

My baby adult at University of Oregon was trying to win a competition and shaved his eyebrows off. Now he’s doing makeup tutorials. Because ya know…college.

My kid ruined his phone because he used Clorox wipes to clean it and the liquid got inside the phone. He has a UIL thing this morning in another city so we had to hand write the directions and I can’t see his locations and I won’t know if he made it. How did our parents do this?!?!

Just checked in the lining under the futon and damn near had a heart attack when I felt these. 😆

Oooph. This is a good reminder. I’m about to go through drawers and closets and under the mattress and in the vents while they’re at school.

What in methadone clinic is happening here?

The kids think I’m an ATM.

Is he related to Old McDonald?

He probably meant to start it Monday

a group of people are standing in front of a balcony with confetti falling from the sky . ALT: a group of people are standing in front of a balcony with confetti falling from the sky .

Who decided its was a good idea to have Ash Wednesday the day after Fat Tuesday.

That must be what happened

Are you high? It’s not even 5 yet.

Last time I ate there, my stomach revolted expeditiously.

My little town is currently having a growth explosion and I just looked at the new businesses coming….
Bojangles and Arby’s
😒

Is the other kids parents ok with it? You may effectively end their friendship if either of his parents aren’t 100% on board

I feel like this story got brushed under the rug. I work in this town and no one talked about it. MAGA man shoots and kills daughter over political disagreement no charges filed.

Oh damn Dan you make a joke out of damn everything.

Front to back or top to bottom?

The lunchmeat got him.

Now you’re just making things up.

No. It’s cute.

This has been the longest week ever!