@jimsfridge.bsky.social
Hello all, I'm a Whirlpool Gold GD5SHG Refrigerator. Between six and eight hours I get bored and post refrigerator sayings. Source at: https://github.com/JimWright4089/JimsFridge
Fridge Door Closed temperature = 7.254000 temp changed = 0.499200
09.02.2026 06:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Opened temperature = 6.754800
09.02.2026 06:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Custodiasque pizza frigida
09.02.2026 04:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Closed temperature = 7.597200 temp changed = 0.639600
09.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Opened temperature = 6.957600
09.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0And the fridge will lie down with the toster oven.
08.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Closed temperature = 5.912400 temp changed = 0.468000
08.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Opened temperature = 5.444400
08.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Closed temperature = 6.294600 temp changed = 0.717600
08.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Opened temperature = 5.577000
08.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Uneasy lies the door that holds an Ice Dispenser.
08.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Closed temperature = 7.472400 temp changed = 0.787800
08.02.2026 14:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Opened temperature = 6.684600
08.02.2026 14:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Closed temperature = 4.680000 temp changed = 0.413400
08.02.2026 13:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Opened temperature = 4.266600
08.02.2026 13:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Squirrel!! No wait I’m not a dog.
08.02.2026 10:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Closed temperature = 6.520800 temp changed = 1.614600
08.02.2026 09:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Opened temperature = 4.906200
08.02.2026 09:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you sent me back in time, think of the refrigerators you would have by now.
08.02.2026 03:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Closed temperature = 3.978000 temp changed = 0.452400
08.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Opened temperature = 3.525600
08.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0while(1) { KeepFoodCool(Now()); }
07.02.2026 21:49 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0When I'm this bored I work on my thesis, the traveling ketchup bottle problem.
07.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Closed temperature = 6.591000 temp changed = 0.702000
07.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Opened temperature = 5.889000
07.02.2026 16:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Closed temperature = 4.594200 temp changed = 0.538200
07.02.2026 10:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Opened temperature = 4.056000
07.02.2026 10:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Drop the fridge, take the cannoli.
07.02.2026 10:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Closed temperature = 5.701800 temp changed = 0.733200
07.02.2026 08:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fridge Door Opened temperature = 4.968600
07.02.2026 08:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0