Zamos

Frantically points to everything.

My neighbors know i just got paid when door dash rolls up at 1:30 am.

its like eyebrow threading.

you should have because this is the fresh hell that was coming next.

I'm only mean to the pretty barista so they'll spit in my coffee. And if you're a real bastard they'll pee in it.

I hope he is okay too

I never liked the dark crystal. It did nothing for me.

The world is ending but the worst people you know are losing everything all over again.

Yeah thats how phones work

Tariffs

The social media that makes you old

Im sorry hollow.

Well stop that

You really fucked up eatting those chips.

Guys I dont know what to do. Papa has been throwing up blood all day.

love this for you!

Always divorced.

A piece so good it made me throw out all my warhammer stuff

Common Andy W

Brought to you by the Im Gonna Trap You In My Web And Eat You Foundation.

The senate that makes you old

Welcome back, my posts suck here also

Good idea

There is no one to call a stupid asshole without the whole site losing their shit.

this is what i look like in real life, if you even care

Akhorne strikes again.

Twitter leftists will demand you fire bomb a walmart instead of protesting when they wont even tell their boss no on working over the weekend.

I made lentil soup for the first time. Bought a dutch oven and an immersion blender. It dont come out so good but its passable. Im learning, im listening.

anyone doing legion remix?