Strike a pose
23.05.2025 00:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@diabolicthirstt.bsky.social
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Strike a pose
23.05.2025 00:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βI donβt blame black people for having an aversion to me. My people used to EAT THEM. CANNIBALIZE THEM.β
20.05.2025 00:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I DIDNβT KNOW THE BIBLE HAD PORN IN IT
16.05.2025 03:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βBitch be calling me Nemo bc my pussy be havin one lip longer than the otherβ -his boyfriend
09.05.2025 03:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs so repub****n to not drink water
08.05.2025 04:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The gayest thing I have done this year is fuck this man to Lady Gaga and honestly thatβs not too bad
12.04.2025 23:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love when people come to me for advice on anal
06.04.2025 18:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs crazy to think that one day we all just woke up and all the lil fishies at Walmart were gone
18.03.2025 19:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Idk who I become when Gasoline hits the aux
17.03.2025 21:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βIf your cats beans are black that means they can say itβ
06.03.2025 01:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me: I need to save money
Also me: Fuck Iβm about to schedule date number three for next week
Itβs 2008 and Iβm listening to Paper Gangsta by Lady Gaga on my blue iPod Nano, not realizing that Iβm living through history
28.02.2025 02:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump stopped making pennies
24.02.2025 23:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anal beads made out of D20 dice
I've seen way too much boring regular DND merch, I wanna see something more wild like this
21.02.2025 00:28 β π 129 π 13 π¬ 20 π 2Invited a guy over to my house after a date to watch Bar Rescue. No fucking, just Jon Taffer. Just as fun
22.02.2025 17:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I shat so much this morning I felt like a frozen yogurt machine
22.02.2025 16:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Youβre living off grid being nonbinary. GO CRAZY, go stupid
20.02.2025 19:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm at a house party witnessing a whole conversation relating to fonts. FONTS.
16.02.2025 02:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0See, you THINK youβre dating a biter. At this point Iβm convinced Iβm food
15.02.2025 14:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Told my non-binary boyfriend that he needs to learn how to make the cocktails in the relationship since he already has coffee and tea down
12.02.2025 21:21 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just told my boyfriend that his boobs look like the ones on those Spencerβs Mugs
11.02.2025 03:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A guy on Grindr just asked me on a date. This has NEVER happened to me before
06.02.2025 22:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bitch just said βreverse hickies!β then blew into my chest
06.02.2025 01:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My boyfriend screams every time I kiss him, does yours?
06.02.2025 00:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alright, where the clown bitches at
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