Dan Kapr

the child sex predators who run the country and shape our society around protecting each other? that's who the senate dems surrendered to rather than standing with their base

This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰

This is absolutely because of Columbo

And this one

I think if someone in your life is a nazi, or sympathizes with nazis, or gets mad at you for not feeling sad when a nazi gets killed, it's okay to never talk to them again. My own two cents

I swear for the entire past decade literally every single time that Facebook, Google, or Microsoft has rolled out a new feature my only and immediate response has been "oh god how the fuck do I turn this off"

I am definitely one of the people it is for, thank you

I read her memoir "Speaking of Harpo" a few months ago and it was fantastic, there is a lot more stuff about Groucho and all of them lol

He loves that as much as he loves fakeout deaths!

I'll never recover from the fact that Mike Huckabee has performed at the DC Improv and I haven’t

It's nice to be watching bad Christian media for my podcast again, and by nice I mean "why did I do this to myself"

UGHH @realryanlina.bsky.social I just remembered another awful song we have to talk about on our podcast

My god I've never felt more validated as a queer person than reading this, thank you lol

He's so funny in The Birdcage

*writing a corporate press release*

Dan Kapr is a business intelligence analyst, but the dark forces of evil are conspiring against him once again, in spite of his proven track record with increasing operational efficiency as well as his commitment to fighting the Devil...

You're not wrong. And WooHoo from the album after that is pretty fun too

Mine was a Newsboys album lol

More movies where all the nazis die horrible deaths at the end, please

Kelvin!!

Ace Ventura: The Scales of Justice

My tv has the first Ace Ventura movie grouped in with a bunch of action movies under the category "The Scales of Justice"

God that office must smell so bad

Please somebody open the ark of the covenant

Surely this will prove that UnitedHealthcare is not a corrupt organization that profits off of human misery

Who the hell is this news update even for lol literally not a single human being is going to see that and think "okay well thank goodness that's taken care of"

Oooo where can I listen to this?

A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

Why are Democrats so committed to losing, this feels like my high school soccer team all over again