Nick Affleck

As would most of us. Scheduling is always tricky.

Tesco car park, Bow E3

liz truss sitting at a desk writing something into a book.

Dear Diary. The opening day spech I wrote for Kemi went really well. Javier sent a lovely bouquet of flowers in thanks for my tips on how to fix the Argentine economy and Nigel Farage smiled at me. Popping to Paris today. New PM needed. Mange Tout! Eurostar ahoy!

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a christmas tree and giving a thumbs up . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a christmas tree and giving a thumbs up .

/wiff waff pellets

Charles Bronson was unavailable due to being banged up in solitary

Head wood

Has he headed too many heavy ping pong balls or something?

Run it off a fucking cliff

Bit mork n mindy back here in the hood as well 💨🍃.

Grim tidings in case you hadn’t seen …

Wanstead

A cull of the intellectuals would spare banks and Wigmore’s miserable hides

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It was a short movie, rather than a still. Thoroughly recommended, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

RIP the Sundance Kid

This does reflect badly on me, but it’s notable that prue leith did a documentary on the chances of having him put down. What a wretch

Well deserved recognition for Bert and Ernie at the Emmys

😔

Hourly

I see America has got even worse

Dear friends and supporters of the #WansteadFringe

It’s Fringe eve! Our 2025 season officially begins tomorrow with Kinema, the Contractions play @wansteadcurtain.bsky.social , pottery, stargazing and the Duke Street party!

Programme and tickets:

wansteadfringe.org/events/

Please share widely❤️

Nigel Farage uses private company to pay less tax on GB News earnings Exclusive: Reform leader’s use of personal services firm is a practice criticised across the political spectrum

“Farage claimed last year to have “bought a house” in his constituency but the property is actually owned in the name of his partner, meaning he legally avoided higher-rate stamp duty on the purchase of an additional home – given he already owns other properties”

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Starting in effing Clacton

It won’t take them long to assemble all the talents on the right.

Sending him thoughts and prayers

Wanstead Fringe is delighted that @tomshakespeare.bsky.social is coming to our “ends” on Monday 8th September.

This is a rare chance to hear from one of Britain’s most engaging thinkers as he discusses storytelling, justice, and his move into crime fiction.

wansteadfringe.org/event/tom-sh...

The 2025 Wanstead Fringe opens next weekend, with the Charivari at St Mary’s, the open-air Kinema screening of Paddington in Peru, and the Duke Street Party!

Spurs have signed a player

I was very sorry to hear about Michael Winner.

Not related to his demise, I was just sorry to hear about the whole conceit.

I’ve enjoyed Wynand Fockink and the bars at Westergas Fabriek in the past 👍

Sorry I needed to keep you waiting