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I have been trying to befriend the 3 crows in my driveway for years.

Begging some hero in the Department of Ed to rename the student loan record file folder "DEI training materials" before unlocking the door for the DOGE bros

No one wants a book after I read it because it will either be full of sand or grass or leaves. They look very well loved at the end

What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.”

HUMANS!