bitch pudding

normal couples: cute pet names for each other
me and brodie: calling each other fat dick exclusively

the kid from the muppets treasure island seems like such a sweet guy i really hope he doesn’t do anything racist when he grows up!

You saw your ‘Mommy kissing Santa Claus’ and you’re gonna tell your Dad?

Fucking grass, snitches gets stitches you punk ass kid x

Problematic director list:
– Spielberg (abused dinosaurs)
– Aster (won’t return my emails about muppet midsommar)
– Villeneuve (French Canadian)

two very distinguished gentlemen

the two biggest losers you’ve ever seen

roblox and the psvita at the rock show???? @tofeelhealed.bsky.social

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if it was i would’ve phoned the polis

First thing Becca did on Sunday was boot up stardew valley and marry Harvey in front of me

some guy came into my work, went up to the till, pulled a battered sausage out of his pocket, pointed it like a gun and told us to give him all our money

My interests :

-women
-women
-women
-shadow the hedgehog
-women
-yuri x1000
-women
-all video games
-women
-fictional men
-music
-women

#promosky

Remember in the movie “Aliens” when no one listened to the woman and then everyone died? That’s what the vibe feels like right now.

drawing my cat being a bastard for a college project has been real

watch me

delete this now

Slowmove playing old hairdresser's 25/10/2024

wdym mysims isn’t out on switch until 6pm tonight i will kms

mike penis

forgot mysims comes out on switch tomorrow im about to become a whole other level of annoying x

horrible that i need to be outside instead of at home playing stardew today

kinda homophobic if you ask me tbh

please tell me you sell these i’m begging

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jail

obviously

worlds most handsomest man wishes you all a very blessed day

Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

i love my silly echo chamber