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Richard Vranch

@richardvranch.bsky.social

Comedy improviser (not the pianist) in Comedy Store Players. Voiceover. Stand-up. Writer. Actor. Science PhD/presenter. Doesn't do music. www.richardvranch.com www.comedystoreplayers.com

3,569 Followers  |  176 Following  |  115 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2023  |  1.9752

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Hope all is going well in Oz. Edinburgh next week… X

10.08.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Home now so probably not.

10.08.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:

β€œIf this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased β€” and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”

Israel just killed him.

10.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6065    πŸ” 4612    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 124

No idea whatsoever. That’s John Sessions territory.

10.08.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Comedy Store Players show wonderfully surreal tonight. Then took the last 38 bus to cross the lethal waters of Essex Road.

10.08.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m well over half way already. Loving it! Bravo esp 24 & 30. X

10.08.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Whilst the police in London arrest blind pensioners in Wheelchairs for being anti-genocide, in Portsmouth the leader of UKIP makes a nazi salute at an anti migrant demo and the police do nothing. Welcome to Britain 2025.

10.08.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 663    πŸ” 348    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 34

Do any of you lot do cryptic crosswords?

I wrote one last night and I'd be delighted if folk wanted to have a stab at it and give me some feedback?

I just did it on paper, so I'll have to type it up but will send out to anyone who fancies a stab.

Feel free to RT or pass on to the CC fan you love

09.08.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 2
Richard Vranch in a Centurion Security guard's uniform, summer 1980.

Richard Vranch in a Centurion Security guard's uniform, summer 1980.

I was the security guard at the 1980 Bristol Balloon Fiesta. No schools were damaged.

09.08.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This'll cheer you up. Bar, food, show 7.30 to 9.30. Tix on the door from 6.30 (no booking fee) & discounts for students, NHS, 65+ With special guests @yshani.bsky.social and @marcusbrig.bsky.social

09.08.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes please!

09.08.2025 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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My Neighbour is new to Bluesky! Everybody say hello to Totoro! πŸ₯ΉπŸ’š

#FindYourSpirit

07.08.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Talking parrot helps bring down Blackpool drugs gang Raids in Blackpool uncovered the bird which had been taught to say drug dealing phrase,

"Hello Keith." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

06.08.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Sausages and cheese, German supermarket

Sausages and cheese, German supermarket

the scenario we all feared

05.08.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3683    πŸ” 949    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 23
Paul Merton At The London Palladium
YouTube video by The Clunk Archive Paul Merton At The London Palladium

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tz6...

05.08.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Comedy Store Players ❀️

05.08.2025 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

... with special guests @yshani.bsky.social and @marcusbrig.bsky.social

05.08.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lord Dannatt urged ministers to crack down on Palestine Action at request of US firm Police officer was concerned ex-army chief, a Teledyne adviser, sought to have β€˜input’ into factory attack investigation A member of the House of Lords urged ministers to crack down on Palestine Action at the request of a US defence company that employs him as an adviser. Richard Dannatt, a former head of the British army, wrote privately to two separate Home Office ministers asking them to address the β€œthreat” posed by the group after its activists targeted a factory in 2022. Continue reading...

Lord Dannatt urged ministers to crack down on Palestine Action at request of US firm

05.08.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 27
47% of people think immigration is primarily illegal. There were 4% irregular arrivals in March

47% of people think immigration is primarily illegal. There were 4% irregular arrivals in March

New YouGov polling. A monumental failure of our political class to educate, a monumental failure of our media to report fairly, for a generation

05.08.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4920    πŸ” 2004    πŸ’¬ 287    πŸ“Œ 250
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Last night was a belter. I think next Sunday will be too...

04.08.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

This was the nudge I needed to change the default search engine in my browser

03.08.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Ridiculous situation. A man who has spent the last thirty years being one of the most inventive, prolific and funniest stand-ups out there. You should make a beeline for this, I'd say.

03.08.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My Neighbour Totoro Enter a world of magic and wonder with My Neighbour Totoro - a perfect enchanted adventure! Book your tickets for My Neighbour Totoro at the Gillian Lynne Theatre

MY NEIGHBOUR TOTORO: Buy band A and B seats at special price of Β£65 at all performances (except Saturday Afternoons) from 19th August until 30th September 2025. BOOK BY 14th AUGUST 2025 at: theatremonkey.londontheatredirect.com/play/my-neig...

31.07.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Five survivors of Rotherham grooming gangs say they were also raped by police officers Three former South Yorkshire police officers arrested in investigation into claims by the women, as young as 12 at the time

God, the number of people who were willing to believe that the South Yorkshire police were too woke to prosecute sexual abuse cases, when in fact the police force was itself an instrument of patriarchal sexual violence. It’s like a case study in the worst excesses of the British press.

30.07.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3485    πŸ” 1181    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 51

This is excellent. Sunday 5.30pm at the Bill Murray. Charles Quarterman. camdenfringe.com/events/charl...

30.07.2025 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yet despite female presenters taking over from Patrick Moore, the BBC's long-running astronomy programme is still called This Guy at Night.

30.07.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Israeli public figures call for β€˜crippling sanctions’ on Israel over Gaza starvation Thirty-one high-profile Israelis accuse Tel Aviv of β€˜brutal campaign’ and demand permanent ceasefire in letter

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...

29.07.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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Gaza: BBC's Jeremy Bowen goes onboard a plane dropping aid The BBC's international editor was on a Jordanian flight as it dropped supplies into Gaza.

"The Israelis don't want us to film out of the window at the devastation inside Gaza. But I've spent 10 mins looking at it with my own eyes and I can tell you communities in the north of Gaza, that I knew well, are flat. There's nothing left of them."

Jeremy Bowen

www.bbc.com/news/videos/...

29.07.2025 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 285    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 10
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The Comedy Store Players

As unique as snowflakes - you’ll never see the same show twice!

Legendary improv troupe featuring Josie Lawrence, Richard Vranch, Lee Simpson, Rachel Parris, Niall Ashdown and Steve Edis!

29.07.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kemi Badenoch tells Sky News that she believes Israel are telling the truth about Gaza.

"What I am seeing is Israel allowing humanitarian aid to go in"

27.07.2025 08:10 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 30

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