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@@boing.incb @boing.ink i need an attorney for my pending court appearance for peeing in the riptide pool

02.03.2026 00:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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01.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 272    🔁 167    💬 120    📌 32

but that's bc i can't claim to hate the ayatollah a fraction of the amount the people he presided over did lol.

i think if smth like that happened to the US, i'd come around to saying the same stuff in that marjane sartrapi quote that's been going around. maybe not in the moment, but eventually.

01.03.2026 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that makes sense. i cant deny i'd be jumping for joy if our prezzie got bombed. but especially within the context of israel + the US working together it's hard for me to grasp the possible victory for iranian freedom without it being in the shadow of imperialism.

01.03.2026 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

like holy shit no one who wants change in venezuela or iran wants it like this. laughable excuses for violence.

01.03.2026 14:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

something that gets me annoyed is people thinking aiding regime change is an okay or even good thing.

aiding refugees or granting asylum is really the only role any country should take with another country's violent political strife.

01.03.2026 14:32 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Chairman Mao says:
All political power comes from the barrel of a FACEBOOK POSTING :)

Chairman Mao says: All political power comes from the barrel of a FACEBOOK POSTING :)

17.03.2025 05:39 — 👍 42    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1
 Some conservatives here think that secular young Iranians would be happy if America would come and liberate them. What would you say to them?

Democracy, contrary to what they try to tell us, it’s not a paper that you hang on the wall and then you have a democracy. Democracy is a social evolution. It is something cultural. Iranians, they have become much more secular, and they are ready for democracy, but they have to fight themselves for democracy, and the only thing that other countries can do is to understand their fight and help them in their fight.

They [America] talk about the human rights in Iran … how is it that the United States makes the biggest deals with China, and China is far from respecting human rights? What about Saudi Arabia? If you want to talk about an inquisition, the Iranian regime is far from being an inquisition. We have almost a free press, people leave, women have the right to study, they drive, they work. Saudi Arabia, they don’t have anything like that! Talk about human rights in Saudi Arabia! Why doesn’t anyone go and put a bomb in Saudi Arabia and kill the king?

Some conservatives here think that secular young Iranians would be happy if America would come and liberate them. What would you say to them? Democracy, contrary to what they try to tell us, it’s not a paper that you hang on the wall and then you have a democracy. Democracy is a social evolution. It is something cultural. Iranians, they have become much more secular, and they are ready for democracy, but they have to fight themselves for democracy, and the only thing that other countries can do is to understand their fight and help them in their fight. They [America] talk about the human rights in Iran … how is it that the United States makes the biggest deals with China, and China is far from respecting human rights? What about Saudi Arabia? If you want to talk about an inquisition, the Iranian regime is far from being an inquisition. We have almost a free press, people leave, women have the right to study, they drive, they work. Saudi Arabia, they don’t have anything like that! Talk about human rights in Saudi Arabia! Why doesn’t anyone go and put a bomb in Saudi Arabia and kill the king?

 Do you think it’s ironic that, in the face of American threats, you almost find yourself defending the Iranian regime?

Absolutely, but if we want a democracy, the Iranian people have to do it themselves. The Americans say they want a democracy in Iran, and at the same time, when the Iranians wanted to become democratic in 1953 with [Mohammad] Mosaddeq and to nationalize our oil, the CIA came and made a coup d’état in my country. Why do you want me to believe that they want to come and make a democracy? We have to make our democracy!

There are many things that I wish for in my country — I want my country to be free, I want my country to be democratic, I don’t want any journalists to go to jail because of an article they wrote in my country. But if the United States of America attacked my country, no matter what, I would be against the United States.

Do you think it’s ironic that, in the face of American threats, you almost find yourself defending the Iranian regime? Absolutely, but if we want a democracy, the Iranian people have to do it themselves. The Americans say they want a democracy in Iran, and at the same time, when the Iranians wanted to become democratic in 1953 with [Mohammad] Mosaddeq and to nationalize our oil, the CIA came and made a coup d’état in my country. Why do you want me to believe that they want to come and make a democracy? We have to make our democracy! There are many things that I wish for in my country — I want my country to be free, I want my country to be democratic, I don’t want any journalists to go to jail because of an article they wrote in my country. But if the United States of America attacked my country, no matter what, I would be against the United States.

 Do you see similarities between the Christian fundamentalists in our government and the mullahs in Iran?

They’re the same! George Bush and the mullahs of Iran, they use the same words! The mullahs of Iran say we have God on our side; he has God on his side, too. Both of them are convinced that they are going to eradicate evil in the world. But when these words come out of the mouth of a mullah, it’s normal. It’s a shame that the president of the biggest secular democracy in the world talks with the same words as the mullahs. It’s extremely scary.

Do you see similarities between the Christian fundamentalists in our government and the mullahs in Iran? They’re the same! George Bush and the mullahs of Iran, they use the same words! The mullahs of Iran say we have God on our side; he has God on his side, too. Both of them are convinced that they are going to eradicate evil in the world. But when these words come out of the mouth of a mullah, it’s normal. It’s a shame that the president of the biggest secular democracy in the world talks with the same words as the mullahs. It’s extremely scary.

 Do you have any advice for secular Americans who are faced with living in a country that’s increasingly governed by religious fundamentalists?

If I have any advice, it’s that every day that you wake up, don’t say, “This is normal.” Every day, wake up with this idea that you have to defend your freedom. Nobody has the right to take from women the right to abortion, nobody has the right to take from homosexuals the right to be homosexual, nobody has the right to stop people laughing, to stop people thinking, to stop people talking.

If I have one message to give to the secular American people, it’s that the world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don’t know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same.

Do you have any advice for secular Americans who are faced with living in a country that’s increasingly governed by religious fundamentalists? If I have any advice, it’s that every day that you wake up, don’t say, “This is normal.” Every day, wake up with this idea that you have to defend your freedom. Nobody has the right to take from women the right to abortion, nobody has the right to take from homosexuals the right to be homosexual, nobody has the right to stop people laughing, to stop people thinking, to stop people talking. If I have one message to give to the secular American people, it’s that the world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don’t know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same.

The full 2005 interview it's from is well worth a read btw. Sadly just as relevant today as it was 20+ years ago—moreso, in fact. www.salon.com/2005/04/24/s...

"There are many things I wish for my country . . . But if the USA attacked my country, no matter what, I would be against the US."

28.02.2026 17:18 — 👍 513    🔁 181    💬 0    📌 4

The US killing one and hundred fifty school children in a single attack on Iran has apparently been universally decided to be a non story by the Western press. Not front page news, not in the highlights, instantly memory holed. Profession and institutions worse than worthless.

01.03.2026 11:19 — 👍 627    🔁 275    💬 15    📌 13

Trump running around kidnapping and assassinating foreign heads of state and the Democratic response being "gee it would be nice if you told us first 🥺" is really all anyone needs to know about the party

01.03.2026 05:31 — 👍 963    🔁 209    💬 9    📌 1
a drawing of my fursona, a stocky male diluted calico. he has a heart pattern in the center of his chest

a drawing of my fursona, a stocky male diluted calico. he has a heart pattern in the center of his chest

[Doodle] Trying out a new look :]

01.03.2026 06:26 — 👍 25    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0
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as long as the designs are cool idc

28.02.2026 01:38 — 👍 4332    🔁 1340    💬 32    📌 16
ilustração do novo Pokémon de planta, o browt, um pintinho com duas folhas como sobrancelha, pra mim ele é viciado em telas, assistir streamers jogando e tem acesso ao YouTube kids

ilustração do novo Pokémon de planta, o browt, um pintinho com duas folhas como sobrancelha, pra mim ele é viciado em telas, assistir streamers jogando e tem acesso ao YouTube kids

é o pinto #browt #pokemon

27.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 4272    🔁 1340    💬 32    📌 32
pokemon gen 10 starter doodles

pokemon gen 10 starter doodles

who are these guys they keep coming to my porch and chewing on my plants

27.02.2026 15:53 — 👍 1235    🔁 354    💬 4    📌 0

greedy nintendo won't keep shitting out games on old hardware. i wanted to play gta6 on the switch 1 but they hate consumers.

28.02.2026 09:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Welcome lil' silly guys!

#animation #pokemon

27.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 2738    🔁 841    💬 23    📌 6
pokemon doodles. jumpluff, impidimp, morpeko, and rockruff

pokemon doodles. jumpluff, impidimp, morpeko, and rockruff

Anotha one

27.02.2026 23:27 — 👍 267    🔁 59    💬 1    📌 1
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stared at browt so much i had a vision

27.02.2026 16:03 — 👍 11173    🔁 3865    💬 43    📌 45

i hate following artists. >:(
specifically with styles i dislike!

27.02.2026 03:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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[ #DrawingDudeLenArt ]

"Long way from home. Chúc mừng năm mới!"

Horse legs were impossible to draw, lol.

#SplatoonArt #Splatoon #Art

17.02.2026 13:39 — 👍 63    🔁 19    💬 3    📌 1

🫵 your ass could NOT illustrate a serialized Western manga about a horse race across the North American content that spans 7 years of publication

25.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are rushing towards each other, with a narrative text above each, with an arrow pointing at each fox respectively.
Narration above Green: Heat-seeking behaviour
Narration above Blue: Attention-guided missile

The foxes reach each other, swirling together like liquid or koi fish.
Narration: Impact!

Curling up together, coiled around each other in a tight cuddle, the foxes rest, calm and content.
Narration: Equilibrium

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are rushing towards each other, with a narrative text above each, with an arrow pointing at each fox respectively. Narration above Green: Heat-seeking behaviour Narration above Blue: Attention-guided missile The foxes reach each other, swirling together like liquid or koi fish. Narration: Impact! Curling up together, coiled around each other in a tight cuddle, the foxes rest, calm and content. Narration: Equilibrium

25.02.2026 14:39 — 👍 6584    🔁 1304    💬 21    📌 19
Drawing of four Inklings/Octolings riding a cablecar on a wet and cloudy day

Drawing of four Inklings/Octolings riding a cablecar on a wet and cloudy day

commission

24.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 376    🔁 93    💬 3    📌 1
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sleeping 😴

24.02.2026 19:06 — 👍 2828    🔁 1081    💬 10    📌 1

don't ask me why I made this

24.02.2026 20:15 — 👍 115    🔁 31    💬 5    📌 1
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i built an entire x86 CPU emulator in CSS (no javascript)

you can write programs in C, compile them to x86 machine code with GCC, and run them inside CSS

lyra.horse/x86css/

24.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 2593    🔁 865    💬 128    📌 158
24.02.2026 03:50 — 👍 465    🔁 136    💬 2    📌 0
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⭐7️⃣⭐8️⃣⭐9️⃣⭐
⁡Johnny Josuke8 Jodio⁡
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⁡#sbr #jojolion #jojolands #alcoholmarkers #jjba

21.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 168    🔁 65    💬 1    📌 0

guy who hates luti because it has too many <div>s

23.02.2026 15:53 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

i wonder how many people call it div slop instead of div soup now

23.02.2026 15:29 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0