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Candace Mache

@swinging-machete.bsky.social

Nerd. Singer. Mom. Left winger.

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22.01.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

According to the report, Capriglione, who wrote the abortion trigger ban bill that automatically outlawed abortions in Texas with the fall of Roe, paid for multiple abortions for his mistress, who he met when she was a 19 year old stripper

25.07.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 960    πŸ” 394    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 38

The entire city smelled like gasoline for a few hours today. I’m sure it’s fine🫣

10.05.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a lot

10.05.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Starfish and coffee, maple syrup and jam

08.05.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Extra points for the b*tthole on the cross!

20.04.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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To the world:
We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media hereβ€”but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom.

β€”With love,
Your American allies.

05.04.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 83372    πŸ” 19505    πŸ’¬ 1880    πŸ“Œ 1133

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

03.04.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 28806    πŸ” 7036    πŸ’¬ 553    πŸ“Œ 339
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h/t @peff.com

28.03.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 20472    πŸ” 6024    πŸ’¬ 1072    πŸ“Œ 423

Corrupt judges let a criminal get away with treason and run for president. Propagandists masquerading as journalists lied to enough people that the criminal won. Then the criminal sold a half share in the presidency to the world's richest man, whom no one voted for. That's what happened, folks.

28.03.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 18457    πŸ” 5708    πŸ’¬ 612    πŸ“Œ 344

Yes

27.03.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saddest little boners smh

27.03.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The rot starts at the top

25.03.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1530    πŸ” 146    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.

24.03.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 14382    πŸ” 3026    πŸ’¬ 192    πŸ“Œ 84

But he just wants peace! Insert snarky eyeroll here.

16.03.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But he just wants peace! Snarky eyeroll

16.03.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tired of Being Alone

Al Green was the only Dem to tell Trump β€œhere I am” last night, but even if we hope the US can stay together, how can you mend a broken country?

by Maureen Dowd

05.03.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 604    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 5

nailed it

28.02.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We need to tax them until they bleed

27.02.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 12851    πŸ” 4270    πŸ’¬ 371    πŸ“Œ 192
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Knowing the names of the an unelected oligarch’s underlings who are destroying the government from within is a crime now, apparently.

03.02.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 25057    πŸ” 9535    πŸ’¬ 1873    πŸ“Œ 752
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16 Democratic senators recently voted to confirm the Trump-appointed Treasury Secretary who just gave Musk’s team access to a Treasury payment system that disburses trillions and holds mass quantities of personal information. Food for thought. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

01.02.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3932    πŸ” 2046    πŸ’¬ 560    πŸ“Œ 739

Let’s just call them the SS

25.01.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s THE SS.

25.01.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Salacious or rape threats?

24.01.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, y'all - there are going to be lots of ugly propaganda pieces circulating now that Trump is president again. KKK flyers, etc.

Just a note to say that best practices are that you deface the image somehow before sharing it so that it cannot be distributed further as-is.

24.01.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 580    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6

You got a nice democracy there. Shame if something was to happen to it…

22.01.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture from wikihow "how to pretend to faint" showing woman passed out with a 20 second timer

Picture from wikihow "how to pretend to faint" showing woman passed out with a 20 second timer

TikTok was like

19.01.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

They helped us get back on our feet after Hurricane Katrina, for which we are forever grateful!

19.01.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Heathen!

26.12.2024 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had this K-Tel masterpiece!

05.12.2024 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0