Youβre in.
It be fair, none of so far have any musical skill. But we can Menobrain in spades. πx
02.11.2025 22:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
We wished it all away when we were young.
02.11.2025 22:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Honestly Beaut, I wish one of us had the right plumbing because you are all the right things - clever, funny, GORGEOUS. x
02.11.2025 22:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Sleep well for a Sunday x
02.11.2025 22:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Itβs a good job you love me π€
02.11.2025 22:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Ah. My 94 year d FiL got them a couple of months ago. π
02.11.2025 22:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Hadnβt registered until I heard it tonight.
I was hoping it would be good when I read your post.
It was better than good.
Weβre starting up a band - wanna join?
02.11.2025 22:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Is he the one I cursed with the fleas of a thousand camels in his crotch and his arms to short to scratch?
Hope so, as my curse still stands.
Arse. P
02.11.2025 21:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Are they like carpet slippers?
02.11.2025 21:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Have gone old school with Riot Women because Iβve been enjoying it so much and waited rather than streamed.
As a menopausal woman, I endorse this message.
02.11.2025 21:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
They are in the odds and sods aisle in the supermarketβ¦.
Either that or itβs time you bought the Velcro shoes?
02.11.2025 21:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
God. Iβd have worked myself in to the ground between now and Wednesday for nowt and then learnt the lesson. Good for you.
02.11.2025 21:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Such a tart. β€οΈ
02.11.2025 21:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
But you will?
02.11.2025 20:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
And if not I can aways eat the mincemeat?
Have now gone off on a tangent as to whether I can make new pastryβ¦.
But just in case *adds custard to the shopping list.
02.11.2025 20:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
He loved a soak in βsaltsβ.
The hunds like to know where I am, and follow me there at all timesβ¦..
I long for the day they are old and forgetful.
02.11.2025 20:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I remember my Dad used to plug the portable tv in and rest it on the sink in the bathroom and soak whilst he watched the rugby (different safety rule in Aus).
The hunds donβt understand showers never mind bathsβ¦..
02.11.2025 20:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
You lost me after βmathsβ. Came round for dog. π
02.11.2025 20:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If itβs a white guy βnothing to see hereβ.
02.11.2025 20:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβm on my third. SlΓ‘inte and Na zdrowie.
02.11.2025 20:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
When filth is just so goodβ¦.
02.11.2025 19:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oh godβ¦.. π€€
02.11.2025 19:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Johannes is my joy every year.
02.11.2025 19:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Is that like βif it doesnβt kill you it makes you strongerβ?
02.11.2025 19:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Definitely worth a try. π
02.11.2025 19:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Itβs to go in the pen so I think it would work. I just need them to relax properly when they are not on me! Thank you x
02.11.2025 19:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Thank you π x
02.11.2025 18:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I LOVE her!
Ps - would you recommend the pad? Wondered if it might help with the hund separation anxiety.
02.11.2025 18:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Might help the taste of the pastry - the mincemeat has brandy in it.
02.11.2025 18:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Rescues dogs and chickens. Into bikes, paranormal stuff, sport and biscuits.
Audio > TV. Aves non sunt vera π.
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