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The Curse of Jerry Chen continues to plague us all.

08.08.2025 15:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

True

07.08.2025 15:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We did the same right after our wedding. Well, not a suite but is was an ocean view room.

07.08.2025 14:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've had beers with him on more than one occasion. We had mutual friends that owned a bar. He was a nice guy then, but that was about 20 years ago.

07.08.2025 14:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

An over ripened pear is tougher than him.

07.08.2025 00:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did Teen Vogue got punk rock?!

06.08.2025 14:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At least you didn't do it on a Friday afternoon

06.08.2025 14:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes, in the gazpacho family

05.08.2025 19:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not as much as I should, but yes. I think it’s important we check in with ourselves regularly.

05.08.2025 17:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If there is a deep state out there, it starts with the Heritage Foundation.

04.08.2025 01:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Been drinking

03.08.2025 02:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The best answer I heard for this was, “It’s either a bandaid brand or a bad boob job”.

02.08.2025 16:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is fantastic

02.08.2025 05:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That just sounds nice IMO

02.08.2025 01:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

a baby is walking on a wooden floor with the words nope written on the floor . ALT: a baby is walking on a wooden floor with the words nope written on the floor .

01.08.2025 14:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nighttime party on the trampoline

31.07.2025 22:54 — 👍 394 🔁 67 💬 15 📌 10

It was the Costco sized bag

31.07.2025 02:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sun chips… several handfuls of Sun chips… yeah I know.

What about you?

31.07.2025 02:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In fairness, Colbert is more news than Fox is.

30.07.2025 18:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn't know they were even allowed in Canada

30.07.2025 18:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I vote paradise. The other two require death to get to.

27.07.2025 13:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"The list as I understand it is a victim list". Right.. because Trump is always the victim.

24.07.2025 18:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m getting real tired of saying “We live in the dumbest timeline”. I guess I’ll have to start workshopping something more eloquent.

24.07.2025 04:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What's with politicians trying to build useless bridges? 😂

23.07.2025 01:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man wearing sunglasses is driving a car and says `` the dude abides ! '' ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is driving a car and says `` the dude abides ! ''

22.07.2025 18:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The greatest gift

21.07.2025 11:57 — 👍 5082 🔁 507 💬 128 📌 31

I’m still waiting on my big fat check from Soros.

21.07.2025 02:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ah got it. The latest distraction attempt from the Mango Mussolini.

21.07.2025 02:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

God I wish this was true

21.07.2025 00:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait, what happened? I was off grid for three days enjoying no cell service in a hammock.

21.07.2025 00:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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