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Shout out to the Naked Bikeride who today ran hundreds of naked people directly through the line of federal officers and effectively blocked them from assaulting demonstrators. Being naked on a bike goes on the list of effective tactics if you get at least 500 of them and the city loves you.

13.10.2025 04:11 — 👍 928 🔁 185 💬 5 📌 5

I love shoes. I love socks. I’d prefer to be barefoot just a little longer.

13.10.2025 04:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

October 12,2025 I wore Tevas all summer. On days I had to work in the office, I swapped them out for the DM Voss II. It’s been so long since I wore socks that I don’t even know where they went. And now, quite abruptly, it’s sock season again. I love socks. A light merino, a Columbia hiker, Saucony no-shows. Those are my go-tos.

October 12,2025

I wore Tevas all summer. On days I had to work in the office, I swapped them out for the DM Voss II. It’s been so long since I wore socks that I don’t even know where they went. And now, quite abruptly, it’s sock season again. I love socks. A light merino, a Columbia hiker, Saucony…

13.10.2025 04:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Portland Oregon vs. Orange Caligula's Gestapo — Ω ☨

13.10.2025 03:34 — 👍 18 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Reporting to you live from War Ravaged Portland

13.10.2025 00:38 — 👍 913 🔁 316 💬 21 📌 26

I’m watching the baseball again.

12.10.2025 23:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did not know this about Old Bay

12.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 1119 🔁 299 💬 12 📌 17

This cat absolutely has henchmen.

12.10.2025 21:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I used the feedback form to object to the use of AI here, and if you care about soccer journalism in the US you should too.

Pro Tip: provide your feedback in terms the league would care about e.g. growing the sport. Maybe don't just rant or complain. 💅🏼

12.10.2025 21:27 — 👍 7 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

"Petrichor" is one of my favorite words

12.10.2025 16:33 — 👍 18 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

“Oregon goo” lol autocorrect, you kill me.

12.10.2025 15:24 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is this the same Oregon GOO that is alleged to have been kicked out of a hotel for fighting a few weeks ago?

12.10.2025 15:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Heidi strikes again.

12.10.2025 15:21 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

found exactly the one use of “evil recoils in the presence of Christ” I am willing to sign off on, HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

Father Larry did not come here to fuck around

12.10.2025 03:24 — 👍 3601 🔁 924 💬 23 📌 0

October 11, 2025 Baseball. I know most people think of baseball in the spring and summer. For me, it’s October. October is when the game gets exciting, every team playing is racing toward infamy. The nostalgia of the game is at its peak. I stayed up to watch the Mariners grind out a win last night. It’s the first game I’ve watched this year. It was worth it. If you’re lucky enough to find yourself in a stadium this time of year, that’s a gift indeed. Enjoy your time.

October 11, 2025

Baseball. I know most people think of baseball in the spring and summer. For me, it’s October. October is when the game gets exciting, every team playing is racing toward infamy. The nostalgia of the game is at its peak. I stayed up to watch the Mariners grind out a win last…

12.10.2025 05:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This all looks magical.

12.10.2025 01:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ticket listing for the mariners playoff Thursday starting at $438.

lol never mind. I will go to the tavern for the $8 hot dog special.

11.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I want to go to a baseball
game now.

11.10.2025 16:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING MORE PORTLAND.

11.10.2025 16:20 — 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Okay but…potatoes come in crates?

11.10.2025 16:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hop on, PDX!

11.10.2025 13:49 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

It me, deleting posts that get too much traction from strangers.

11.10.2025 14:48 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

11.10.2025 00:32 — 👍 6937 🔁 1918 💬 13 📌 92

Fine. I’m watching baseball.

11.10.2025 04:19 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just reposting so everyone can see this shit. Messy, messy owners.

11.10.2025 04:01 — 👍 56 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 2

Mark’s post about seeing cursed things, directly above a dog sitting for a class final.

11.10.2025 04:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A little something to take the edge off as you head into the weekend @erinbiba.bsky.social

11.10.2025 03:44 — 👍 368 🔁 95 💬 6 📌 22

October 10, 2025 I just saw a post on Facebook captioned “The Fall of Portland.” It was photos of trees around town with leaves that have turned from summer green to the reds, golds, and oranges of autumn. If you’ve been following the news at all, this is subtly hilarious. We’re about three weeks into fall, and with the weather having been so strange, the trees seem confused.

October 10, 2025

I just saw a post on Facebook captioned “The Fall of Portland.” It was photos of trees around town with leaves that have turned from summer green to the reds, golds, and oranges of autumn. If you’ve been following the news at all, this is subtly hilarious. We’re about three weeks…

11.10.2025 04:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

10.10.2025 21:11 — 👍 23172 🔁 7871 💬 300 📌 304

Marta and Mallie McKenzie

Honestly I’d cry

11.10.2025 01:56 — 👍 304 🔁 42 💬 8 📌 26

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