i missed my dish towel and grabbed the grate inside a 425° oven !
25.11.2025 02:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0@phunkywitch.bsky.social
shut the fuck up & listen to steely dan
i missed my dish towel and grabbed the grate inside a 425° oven !
25.11.2025 02:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0kitty w my dinosaur in space bandaid
he kissed it & made it better
25.11.2025 01:51 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0did that & now i got a dinosaur bandaid on it
25.11.2025 01:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0i burnt my finger pretty bad while making dinner & im being an absolute baby about it & idc!!
25.11.2025 01:40 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0@oprahwinfrey
23.11.2025 22:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0like im sorry im not paying $250 to stand GA at the cap
23.11.2025 22:16 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0why is paying $150-200 for a concert ticket the new normal wtf
23.11.2025 22:15 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0omgggggggg!!!!!!!
22.11.2025 19:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0food shopping before thanksgiving should be classified as an olympic sport
22.11.2025 15:49 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I think about Scott Mikita in the shower.
#RealTalk #BrosBeforeHoes
i made my appearance at the party, made a few people laugh and promptly irish goodbyed
A+
i didn't even get to my destination yet and i already want to go home
21.11.2025 23:39 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the button on these pants is 100% gonna break tn stay tuned
21.11.2025 23:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0button pop!! its happened twice so i cant take that chance again
21.11.2025 23:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i get too down im afraid
21.11.2025 22:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0dont be offended i dont like anybody enough to consistently talk to them
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youll be informed
21.11.2025 22:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i bring safety pins out with me now in case my pants break
is this a getting old thing or a katie thing or both
look up museum display putty! its a gel like putty you put on the bottom of things to stick down and they cant be moved unless you twist the object to release- it works wonders for my kitties
20.11.2025 17:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0happy happpy T!!!!! 💓💓
20.11.2025 15:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hello
20.11.2025 14:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i am never okay but always okay !! love u more
20.11.2025 14:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0would
20.11.2025 14:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0had to hop out of my car mid divided sky pause for a doctor’s appointment… a truly bittersweet cliffhanger until I can get back to it
20.11.2025 13:56 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0welp, just realized i lost a few hundred dollars in cash while at the airport... hope it found somebody who needed it
😖😢
i am simply not a fan of the pressure and stress that comes along with the holidays
19.11.2025 19:33 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone tell my other half @imfartybaby.bsky.social happy birthday please
17.11.2025 23:21 — 👍 62 🔁 3 💬 33 📌 0katie squared
finally have service to wish my girl @imfartybaby.bsky.social the happiest of numberlines 💜 LYMI
18.11.2025 02:01 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0