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The math maths. Let the daiquiris rip. Famously nobody has ever had too much to drink in Las Vegas

The last time I participated in this I ended up ordering new socks because I had always thought a sock is a sock. Nope. You find out you have bad socks on the KCDM.

He’s looking for some toes in the sand and some salt in his shaker

Ken eats like Buddy The Elf, Danny eats like Ron Swanson

If his brother comes down with a preventable but debilitating condition it’s gonna be gout

Just Ken and his brother who approach the buffet with the same vigor

It’s worth nothing that this is checking in on how you feel after hitting a Vegas buffet

We’ll have to sit at a PaiGow table at some point!

An aSTUte business man knows his audience has been drinking on Friday night and will throw money at any reasonably good idea

The best part is there’s Walgreens and CVS right on the strip should things get a little out of hand for you

I have to assume he’s excited he doesn’t have to fly to Jan 6 Volume 2

Well made it

Add in all of the shit around them having Pride merch, getting rid of it after right wing crying, bringing it back where you can’t even tell what it is for, they let ICE stage in their parking lots here, and the grocery side of their stores always have bare shelves. Fuck em

White shorts are a young man move. Dads know the white is getting dirty real fast

Just let your friends play The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald for you and your friends at the bar.

I’m crunching the numbers and that math does math though

There’s a limit to what they will play. Ive found it.

Any legal minds want to chime in here…if you don’t know these are bounty hunters and you kick that door shut in defense of people with a gun pointed at them what happens next?

You famously have never lost when gambling. My plan is flawless

If the strip one is busy then you just go downstairs and play blackjack and win enough money for free breakfast. This is a perfect plan

You are a man of repetition but I can say the food at the strip location is just as tasty

Next trip you’re staying like a 5 minute walk to a Hash House. Still going to your main one?

So small the real form of Buddy the Elf cannot finish. Just a tiny thing

This kicks ass

Of all the things someone could watch tonight the SOTU is definitely one of them

Typically the finals for PBA events feature a standard stepladder where seeding is based on the standings after matchplay. The USBC Masters uses a double elimination 64 person bracket after qualifying that still whittles down to a 5 person ladder though the 1 seed has to lose twice.

SCREECHING INTENSIFIES

That’s because it’s a great shirt

I didn’t know Mike Johnson had ties to the Olympics

The thing is *if* there’s something he doesn’t know off hand he knows the people who do and he’ll get it. Ken goes the extra mile always.