osmanthus flavored milf

i've got the Deluxe experience (had to starve for 33h, had a bad reaction to the laxative and threw everything up 😭) so when i ate some mushy rice with egg after it was the most delicious food ever LOL

yeah i'm ok now!! the preparation was the worst part 😭😭

i'm ok! they didn't find anything serious thankfully, but the preparation for it was hell lmao i had a bad reaction to the laxative and threw everything up 💀💀💀

also finished watching interview with the vampire s2, i feel like lestat was created in a lab for me specifically

i keep forgetting to use bsky but i've got multiple friends who moved here so. hi. my january was shitty (literally because i had a colonoscopy 😭😭) and i just spent 2 weeks losing my mind about the olympics

Talking abt monster hunter w @sunshinesprkl.bsky.social and @paratinate.bsky.social

a medieval painting of a scruffy white dog with a strangely human face

normal dog, switzerland, 15th century

I know we're all seeing 87 unhinged things per day, but "guys if our multi billion dollar product doesn't start being useful for something, literally anything, the people might not appreciate us wrecking the planet over it anymore" is a truly bananapants thing to say out loud

his face in the second pic is like genshin aranaras

Also, I will never forget the artists who went all-in on NFTs, and then tried to quietly pretend it never happened.

you and paulo

🥹🥹

i wanted to read more books this year and ended up only finishing one (1) 🤡🤡🤡

gonna be real i didn't even know there was a different kind of spinning class other than the bike one LOL

same when i was a child, pre-eu poland was A Place 😭

小猫咪.. 😭

multiple of my mom's coworkers were on medical leave for months and didn't get fired.. japan is insane 😭

Lyrics on a karaoke machine: I guess it rains down in Africa I guess it rains down in Africa I guess it rains down in Africa

Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday

even x-2 is crazy omg

sending you hugs

i'm so sorry...

tbh i've seen more and more people come back to twitter djfkfj bsky hasn't done a great job at capitalizing on the mass exodus 😭

AHHH CONGRATS that must've been so stressful 😭

spent a month in china and came back to poland being plunged into eternal darkness (november) damn i already wanna go back lol

0.5

we millennials? who's we??????

Four frames comic about two types of Isekai I found and read lately. The first frame shows a young man with a sword. He says: "My name is Josh Itcantbehelped and I used to be a loser before a car crash brought me to a world where I am a god and half the population is made of SLAVE CATGIRLS". The second frame shows him crying and clenching his fist, with many a cat behind him, wearing bikinis. He says "To make it here I guess I have no choice but to own as many catgirls as I can...how tragic...". The third frame shows another character from another type of Isekai. She's a woman with a fluffy dress. She says "My name is Elise Robespierre and after being hit by a truck of terminal cancer I am now in my favorite 900 pages novel. With many a hot man.". The fourth frame shows her giving a board presentation to citizens, with graphs and pictures of plants on it. She says: "Hello citizens. This is my plan to modernize the agricultural system and prevent any further plague by creating medicine [...] taxes which ..." the text becomes unreadable as she keeps talking to her captive audience.

Been trying to read some isekai lately.

A tuxedo cat with bright yellow eyes raising his paw as if delivering a powerful punch, mouth slightly open in action.

Behold, Uni’s strongest punch!