@ivanoozer.bsky.social
Appreciator of brawny beards, fuzzy forearms, hairy chests and happy trails. Drip laugh love.
In retrospect I probably should’ve tried to moan “ch-ch-ch-ch ah-ah-ah-ah” since it’s Friday the 13th. #FatCockFriday #FCF
14.02.2026 03:07 — 👍 49 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0In retrospect I probably should’ve tried to moan “ch-ch-ch-ch ah-ah-ah-ah” since it’s Friday the 13th. #FatCockFriday #FCF
14.02.2026 03:07 — 👍 49 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0In honor of Charles Darwin’s 217th birthday, here’s my hard cock evolving from dry to wet.
13.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 61 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0In honor of Charles Darwin’s 217th birthday, here’s my hard cock evolving from dry to wet.
13.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 61 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Please put on your 3D glasses.
12.02.2026 03:17 — 👍 61 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1Grab the bulge by its horn. #TummyTuesday
10.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 57 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0Hop on pop. #MonochromeMonday
10.02.2026 02:42 — 👍 90 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0Kickoff time is in two hours, but lick-off time is right fucking now. #SundayCumday
08.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 84 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0Send Help (2026, dir: Sam Raimi)
07.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 86 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0Dripping you a new one. #FatCockFriday
07.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 74 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0#Fursday. That’s it. That’s the caption.
06.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 87 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0I know that today is supposed to be for soft cocks, but sometimes sticking to the rules can get crazy hard.
01.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 88 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0“Are you wearing the God—“ “The Godzilla boxer briefs from Old Navy? Yeah, I am. But probably not for much longer.” #SoftCockSaturday
31.01.2026 19:30 — 👍 61 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Lemme see your bush.
29.01.2026 21:51 — 👍 68 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1Girls rule, boys drool. #WetWednesday
29.01.2026 02:38 — 👍 95 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0Girls rule, boys drool. #WetWednesday
29.01.2026 02:38 — 👍 95 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0Out: Shake Shack. In: shake sack. (Also I apologize for this profoundly stupid caption.) #MonochromeMonday
27.01.2026 01:06 — 👍 74 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Exhausted from shoveling snow all afternoon but I rallied for #SundayCumday.
26.01.2026 02:50 — 👍 102 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0Blizzard conditions outside but my hard cock feels nice and toasty.
25.01.2026 15:21 — 👍 79 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0Alexa, play “Limp” by Fiona Apple. #SoftCockSaturday #SCS
25.01.2026 02:38 — 👍 79 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0My impression of a reeeeeally broken metronome. #FatCockFriday
24.01.2026 02:15 — 👍 75 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0My impression of a broken metronome. #FatCockFriday
23.01.2026 23:27 — 👍 71 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I missed #MonochromeMonday and #TummyTuesday earlier this week so I’m multitasking for #Fursday.
23.01.2026 01:41 — 👍 67 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1It’s a big drip on a #WetWednesday (sung to the tune of Billy Idol’s “White Wedding”).
22.01.2026 03:23 — 👍 72 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0It’s fine. I was gonna wash my pillowcase tomorrow anyway. #SundayCumday
19.01.2026 02:43 — 👍 94 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0Just lying in bed and thinking that I should get up but my body thought I meant “get it up” so now here we are.
18.01.2026 16:47 — 👍 67 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
“I saw a hot guy I follow post a pic for #SoftCockSaturday, so I posted a pic for #SoftCockSaturday.” —me if I was a character in Mean Girls #SCS
17.01.2026 18:57 — 👍 114 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1Thinking outside the boxer briefs. #FatCockFriday #FCF
17.01.2026 03:01 — 👍 162 🔁 16 💬 5 📌 1
