Senator Milton Young

Now we see who Lewandowski loves more, his girlfriend or his hero.

Let’s hope it’s worth more than the paper it’s written on.

The Israelis will soon press to make a move on Turkey.

Oh boy, just what she needed.

It seems obvious that Crockett isn't running to win but is instead running to drive up the price for her inevitable podcast deal.

I think the boy minister would have a puncher's chance to win in November while Crockett would lose by double-digits in November.

I don't think he understands much of anything anymore because his brains are now little more than instant mashed potatoes.

Boy, just when Charlie Kirk thought hell couldn’t get any worse, Satan made everyone watch the State of the Union.

Our beloved rapist will go over two hours tonight.

Paxton will defeat Crockett.

Imagine being in Congress, a body that’s supposed to have equal power to the executive, and just sitting with your thumb up your ass while that power is needlessly given away.

Three justices seem to suggest that yes, you can break the law, but if unwinding it is too complicated, you should be allowed to continue breaking the law.

Duvall and Jones in Lonesome Dove perfectly captured many of the old-timers who were still knocking around when I was a kid.

Harris, who has the political skills of an undertaker, was the worst nominee of my lifetime.

Who cares about Darnold? JJ McCarthy is going to win three Grey Cups before he retires.

It’s a perfectly enjoyable vampire movie but it doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same conversation as One Battle After Another.

honestly ed wood could have had a really interesting take on The Beatles

The Super Bowl simply means it’s almost Opening Day.

Very surprised to hear that the pretend money turned out to be pretend.

It’s once again time to pretend you give a shit about figure skating and luge.”

If you think that jerk off didn't personally send that video out, you're a goddamn fool.

Very relieved to see that Netflix has a new documentary about the 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team, a squad that previously hadn’t gotten much notoriety. They won the gold medal, in case you didn’t know.

If Sinners, a good but not great movie, wins Best Picture over One Battle After Another, a true masterpiece, it will be an abomination.

I hope his death is slow and painful and miserable. I hope everyone he’s raped and ripped off and lied to comes to his bedside and tells him all his sins will be remembered. I hope his children and grandchildren are ashamed to carry his name. I hope history calls him out for exactly what he was.

Lewandowski is going to fucking love Sioux Falls.

Trump won’t stop until Omar is dead.

The next administration must place all of their names and faces in a publicly accessible database. Let them stew in the judgment of their family, friends, and neighbors for the rest of their miserable lives.

The always eloquent Homan should really turn the tide.

How much money do these assholes need?

If the federal government decides to treat you like you’re behaving ferally when you’re not, then it’s time to show the bastards what feral really looks like.