Matthew

A rising tide may lift all boats, but a falling tide strands all but a few. Those who control the ocean can still sail away when the rest of us are marooned.

I think that might be the point. Some people only enjoy themselves when others don't.

The thing about the Ruler of the Universe in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is HE'S LYING.

GDC next year is going to be SAD.

Part 2 of my 411 fight
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matthewkagle on Instagram: "In which I learn the real danger of athletic protection." In which I learn the real danger of athletic protection.

Pretty sure that should have hurt him more than me.
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Just got paid double for my latest photoshoot.
#modellifestyle

Feels like cheating.

YouTube video by US National Archives Batman and Batgirl PSA for Equal Pay, ca. 1973

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The internet is trying to convince me there was a 70s country star I never heard of, and she only sang about anal sex. Pretty sure this is what AI considers a hilarious joke.

Question for people who swerve into the other lane so they don't have to go over a speed bump.

Who hurt you?

CHECKMATE!

Was watching the DS9 documentary and they talked about how the show was a landmark of long form storytelling because they had 3 part episodes.

#babylon5

Remember when he wouldn't release his tax returns and everyone kept the pressure up until he finally did?

Yeah, me neither.

First Look At THE BLOB From X-Men: Apocalypse Found on Bing from www.screengeek.net

I asked AI to come up with an appropriate cosplay for my age and weight. It said Fred Dukes. Kinda hurt by that.

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Call 911.
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British NHS: Gender affirming care for minors is harmful.

Also British NHS: But marrying your first cousin has many advantages!

Do we really need any more Rick and Morty?

They taught you to avoid the MSM because they knew you'd rely on opinion sources they control. If it "feels right" to you, it's probably not news.

He's barely capable of writing men.

He was so good in that.

I want to see a Jubilee Surrounded video where someone debates 20 people with broken legs.

#Peacemaker S2E6
I F-ING CALLED IT!

ONLY 3 more years. There's a lot of damage that can be done in 3 years.

YouTube video by Honkology why facts dont change minds (goose explains)

Geese hate facts.
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Watching Red vs Blue. Forgot how much I hated the silly action fighty parts.

Dutch late night TV has its take

YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen WOW: Jon Stewart CALLED IT

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My aftershave lotion and my toothpaste have very similar looks.

Found this out the hard way.

YouTube video by CharactersWelcome You (Indiana Jones) Just Called This Guy A Nazi

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