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H. A. Eugene

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Strange fiction, music, and weird stuff. Stories at HAD, Radon Journal, the September 2024 issue of Flash Fiction Online, and elsewhere | Filipino-American | He/him linktr.ee/haeugene

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There is a kind of quiet crazy in the world that is under appreciated, subsumed by the more obvious loud crazy.

03.03.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He waved at me. I waved back and nodded like Robert Redford at the end of Jeremiah Johnson.

25.02.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was running through the falling snow when I saw a boy across the street, probably between 5-7 years of age, looking down at everything else on the block from atop the largest pile of machine-driven snow in the neighborhood.

25.02.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Enjoy this delicious video!

06.02.2026 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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2035: No complaints. Comics about a fight we seem to be losing… by Datch Haven.

thisecommercelife.com/blogs/comics...

05.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

You what might be way better than soccer the way it is now is a) no teams, and b) one goal with no goalie and a bunch of people on the field trying to steal the ball from each other.

05.02.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pallet of dirty, broken cigarette packs and cartons

A pallet of dirty, broken cigarette packs and cartons

Getting ready for the weekend

30.01.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weird, I just remembered they made a live-action Cowboy Bebop and it just went away.

29.01.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Written text: I was at a summer camp for kids and they woke up the kids in the middle of the night to take them to the forest and tell spooky stories, where one of the counselors was hiding and scared them all to run back.
I wanted to go but fell back asleep instead of getting up out of bed. When the kids all got back screaming and running a few of them told me what happened, but they all had wildly different stories of what happened. It was a ghost, an animal, a woman, a demon, a horse..
I learned that even if someone witnessed something firsthand, their brain will make stuff up to fill in the blanks without them even realizing they are "lying"

Written text: I was at a summer camp for kids and they woke up the kids in the middle of the night to take them to the forest and tell spooky stories, where one of the counselors was hiding and scared them all to run back. I wanted to go but fell back asleep instead of getting up out of bed. When the kids all got back screaming and running a few of them told me what happened, but they all had wildly different stories of what happened. It was a ghost, an animal, a woman, a demon, a horse.. I learned that even if someone witnessed something firsthand, their brain will make stuff up to fill in the blanks without them even realizing they are "lying"

29.01.2026 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Long-necked dinosaurs should be renamed reachasaurus.

19.01.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finding out your homepage is down on a holiday is a new experience (I forgot to update my billing info)

19.01.2026 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Working at a computer for extended periods was easier with coffee and cigarettes.

12.01.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

High ambient levels of dark American-flavored absurdity.

10.01.2026 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
BOBBY VINTON-BLUE VELVET
YouTube video by JIM GONSALVES BOBBY VINTON-BLUE VELVET

I’ve had this stuck in my head all morning, which means a David Lynch kind of day. youtu.be/icfq_foa5Mo?...

10.01.2026 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I walked out of the subway and was greeted by an onion rolling out from around the corner of a building, which reminded me that the world can still be strange.

23.12.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So look for ways in which *we* may be detectable: explosions from their wars, unnatural groaning glows from runaway technological growth, and evidence that pollution is warming their planet. Got it.

17.12.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

> "So advanced, mature alien civilizations could be out there, but we would never know about them because they become so sustainable that there's no signature left us to grab onto anymore."

17.12.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Eschatian Hypothesis: Why Our First Contact From Aliens May Be Particularly Bleak, And Nothing Like The Movies In this scenario, our first contact with aliens would be tragic. We should look for "loud shouts in the night".

> "As a twist on Arthur C. Clark's famous words, science fiction author Carl Schroeder once wrote, 'Any sufficiently advanced civilization is indistinguishable from nature'," Kipping explained in an accompanying Cool Worlds video.

17.12.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On the second floor of the indoor playground with the pneumatic guns that shoot ball pit balls, imagining some kid taking aim at kids below, reciting Barry Pepper's lines from Saving Private Ryan: "Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight…”

14.12.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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RoboCop statue rises in Detroit: β€˜Big, beautiful, bronze piece of art’ A 15-year quest ends with a monument, drawing crowds and nostalgia as Detroit embraces its cult-film past

Let's do Starship Troopers next

05.12.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Bluey float, chasing a red balloon.

Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Bluey float, chasing a red balloon.

Legendary character from Australian mythology, Bluey.

27.11.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Very excited to be part of this issue!

Go ahead give this short fiction a read, about a deep sea eldritch god.

#WritingCommunity

03.11.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

Thank you!

24.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Journalist challenge: Use β€œMachine Learning” when you mean machine learning and β€œLLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch β€œAI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. πŸ§ͺ

22.11.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3712    πŸ” 1373    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 128

What would suck is having huge chunks of your past be unrecallable because of dementia and they come and arrest you because you're apparently the Zodiac Killer.

That would be like an inverted Lost Highway.

22.11.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I Work For an Evil Company, but Outside Work, I’m Actually a Really Good Person I love my job. I make a great salary, there’s a clear path to promotion, and a never-ending supply of cold brew in the office. And even though my j...
20.11.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sepia-toned black and white picture of myself with my eyes closed, but with bent vertical linesβ€”printing errorsβ€”running down my face.

Sepia-toned black and white picture of myself with my eyes closed, but with bent vertical linesβ€”printing errorsβ€”running down my face.

Our kid shot this picture, which he unintentionally modified by pulling impatiently on the paper while it printed.

19.11.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Are they going to eat me alive?’: trail runners become prey in newest form of hunting Nervous reporter is chased across English countryside by baying bloodhounds, in what could soon be only legal way to hunt with dogs

Can you run faster than a pack of bloodhounds?

17.11.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Stephen King January 1992 library TV ad "Check it out - we might just run into each other!"
YouTube video by BetaGems Lost Media Stephen King January 1992 library TV ad "Check it out - we might just run into each other!"
17.11.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œImage generators churn out ersatz versions of da Vinci and van Gogh. And, in every case, banal commentary is slowly occluding the art, seeping into it in boldface titles or explainers that speak over the sound or cover the image.”

12.11.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0