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Just a dude that works on web stuff. Casual meme enjoyer. Player of videogames. Top tier GIF game.

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Trump may confirm the existence of extraterrestrial life β€” TMZ

NewsWire v @NewsWire_US X.com Trump may confirm the existence of extraterrestrial life β€” TMZ

Damn, what is in those files

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Who are the snow flakes again?

18.09.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | America Is Pushing Its Workers Into Homelessness

A Labor Day reminder: today there isn't a single city, metro area, or state in the U.S. where a full-time minimum-wage worker can afford a modest 2-bedroom apartment.

Millions of people with jobsβ€”even multiple jobsβ€”aren't safe from homelessness in this country.

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Two screens from the Simpsons showing marge and homer sitting on a plane with homer looking angry. Text of the first image says "come on, homer. Japan will be fun. You liked rashoman" text of the second image says "that's not how I remember it"

Two screens from the Simpsons showing marge and homer sitting on a plane with homer looking angry. Text of the first image says "come on, homer. Japan will be fun. You liked rashoman" text of the second image says "that's not how I remember it"

25.07.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2853    πŸ” 596    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 38

And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.

22.07.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 12262    πŸ” 3354    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 110

Lame

17.06.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But does it include individual entrance themes?

17.06.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing LOS ANGELESβ€”Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump adm...

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing

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HOW TO SPOT A KETTLE

Police may try to surround the march on all sides in a "kettle."

If you're kettled, they might hold you there for hours...

They otten lie about when they're gonna let you go.
...or even arrest everyone.

Look out for a prisoner transport bus.

If you see a kettle coming, the safest exit is usually back the way you came.

TURN AROUND!

HOW TO SPOT A KETTLE Police may try to surround the march on all sides in a "kettle." If you're kettled, they might hold you there for hours... They otten lie about when they're gonna let you go. ...or even arrest everyone. Look out for a prisoner transport bus. If you see a kettle coming, the safest exit is usually back the way you came. TURN AROUND!

stay safe! avoid kettles!!

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How to Fix Grocery Stores | Smartypants Presentation
YouTube video by Dropout How to Fix Grocery Stores | Smartypants Presentation

Ooo! You can watch my SmartyPants for free!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxMR...

21.05.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1839    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 32

Cory Booker is on the Senate floor right now explaining the evolving world of javascript libraries and how package managers work. if time allows, he might touch on ES6.

01.04.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

Why can an American not be a Paddington villain? It’s our time. If not now, when?

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Straight from the Kit Kat playbook

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Incoming Asteroid xkcd.com/3049

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Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal

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Emily Austin
@emilyraustin

We went from kneeling during the National
Anthem to a Halftime Show showcasing USA
Flag colors!
We're so back
8:38 PM β€’ Feb 9, 2025

Emily Austin @emilyraustin We went from kneeling during the National Anthem to a Halftime Show showcasing USA Flag colors! We're so back 8:38 PM β€’ Feb 9, 2025

George
@BehizyTweets

A few years ago, they were endorsing burning the USA flag,
and now Samuel L. Jackson is Uncle Sam at the Super Bowl.
Hollywood is desperately trying to get America to pay
attention to them again.
8:30 PM β€’ Feb 9, 2025

George @BehizyTweets A few years ago, they were endorsing burning the USA flag, and now Samuel L. Jackson is Uncle Sam at the Super Bowl. Hollywood is desperately trying to get America to pay attention to them again. 8:30 PM β€’ Feb 9, 2025

Omar Navarro 
@RealOmarNavarro

FINALLY a non woke Satanic halftime show
Kendrick Lamar is showing off the American Flag
I LOVE THIS
8:42 PM β€’ Feb 9, 2025

Omar Navarro @RealOmarNavarro FINALLY a non woke Satanic halftime show Kendrick Lamar is showing off the American Flag I LOVE THIS 8:42 PM β€’ Feb 9, 2025

Svishtakrit 
@svishtakrit

We are so back... finally, NFL joins in celebrating US
Flag instead of disrespecting during half time...
pardon me if he said something offensive, but the
flag display by the performers was amazing.. I didn't
pay attention to lyrics...
8:37 PM β€’ Feb 9, 2025

Svishtakrit @svishtakrit We are so back... finally, NFL joins in celebrating US Flag instead of disrespecting during half time... pardon me if he said something offensive, but the flag display by the performers was amazing.. I didn't pay attention to lyrics... 8:37 PM β€’ Feb 9, 2025

way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America

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The entire tech industry right now

25.01.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4185    πŸ” 1274    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 75

Future me: you don't need this much. You probably don't even need half this much.

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😹😹😹

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A roll of 'almond spice', equal parts almond flour and sugar mixed with an egg and some lemon zest

A roll of 'almond spice', equal parts almond flour and sugar mixed with an egg and some lemon zest

Is this how people become amateur bakers?

31.12.2024 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's impressive how Jeff Goldblum can just kind of show up and be himself and effortlessly work the role. How do I get a job like that? (Oh yeah, definitely about Wicked fwiw)

07.12.2024 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Day 5 - Advent of Code 2024

These elves are the worst, I swear.

I just completed "Print Queue" - Day 5 - Advent of Code 2024 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2024/day/5

05.12.2024 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100% going to hinge on how hot your Smartypants take is.

05.12.2024 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely hit a wall on day 4, on top of just having a generally bad mental health day. Time to try again today!

05.12.2024 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fwiw, I've pushed the code I've used so far up to these repos and will continue to do so when I can:

github.com/Cheffheid/ad...
github.com/Cheffheid/ad...

03.12.2024 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Day 3 - Advent of Code 2024

Oh, hello regex.

I just completed "Mull It Over" - Day 3 - Advent of Code 2024 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2024/day/3

03.12.2024 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Day 2 - Advent of Code 2024

Day 2 was kind of fun, and now I have solutions in Python and Typescript because what is sanity anymore - "Red-Nosed Reports" - Day 2 - Advent of Code 2024 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2024/day/2

02.12.2024 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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