Rowdy Scoundrel

I got the shingles vaccine, and now I can taste wifi

#ThanksRFKJr

I really wish the timeline started with the last post I read, and not the most recent post

Idk if it's the same thing - but there are some "traffic calmers" here in one part of town. But imo they were implemented really poorly. You don't see the concrete curbing on the road in the dark... news has reported several people getting into accidents with them

Ok, hear me out

Roundabouts > RCUTs > traffic lights > four way stop

Hashtag dad tweet

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Sigourney Weaver in Alien is hot. But have you watched Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters?? 👀🔥

NIN!!! 🤘😎

Thank you!!!

Thank you!!

Thank you!!!

Thank you!!!

Yeah, still doing pretty good! Just not as chatty, lol

Ugh, I'm sorry. Last night was rough. I can't imagine it being "the usual"

I've never had trouble falling asleep at night - shortly after my head hits the pillow, I'm out. But lately, falling asleep has been tougher.

I couldn't fall asleep until after 3am last night, and I have no idea why

Related: I'm tired

Sorry – the killing of Charlie Kirk was wrong, but having his body flown on Air Force 2, flags at half-mast, having him lie in state, putting a statute of him in the Capitol, and giving him a Presidential Medal of Freedom are all entirely inappropriate.

This is hilarious 😂

"something less than human" 😡
#kohberger

💯

Watching Mortenson cry before her statement is heartbreaking #kohberger

Kohberger just looks annoyed. WTF is wrong with that guy

Got the best sticker from #DutchBros this morning

#RadiateKindness

So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!"

And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

I took a couple weeks off work. It's good to be missed? 😭

I didn't even notice until you pointed it out, lol

I need to pee, but the dog is sleeping on my lap

Is this a quandary? Or a conundrum?

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Wife and daughter make fun of dudes with a foot fetish, and a I just kinda

All my best posts happen after 11pm on a Friday night

Splunk and spunk are two very different things

It's not ok to be an asshole. It's never been ok to be an asshole. But good god a lot of people sure are proud of themselves for being an asshole

Fuck those guys. Nobody likes you. Because you are an asshole

I dreamt I was explaining to someone how great my previous job was, and now I'm trying to figure out if my subconscious is trying to tell me something

Half of my coworkers are off for good Friday.

I'm a little bummed I'm not off too - but more excited that no one's gonna be bugging me all day 😂